Years ago, I was alting it up as a kawaii neko emo girl and got a job at some neko-y electronic music club. Became very friendly with the manager. So friendly that one day she started telling me all about her 'time of month'.
I was pretty good at acting as a woman - nobody ever questioned me, anyway - but that conversation was awkward as hell. What do I know about pre-menstrual cramps and hot water bottles. "Er, yeah, I hate that feeling too...lol" (is lol even appropriate?). Was praying for someone...anyone to TP in so we could change the subject.