EITHER:
* For a whole year, every time you log in, you have to look after a spoilt brat child AV named Gunther.
If Gunther summons you, you MUST take his TP and hang out with him. He won't ever ask you for money, but he may require you to spend your inworld time accompanying him to child-clothing boutiques, or to parties with his obnoxious friends. That means, if you're set to DJ at a RFL event and Gunther decides he wants you to join him in a sandbox for three hours of playing with a fart HUD and gestures, you have to go. If you're invited to a gallery opening and Gunther feels lonely, you have to TP him in and introduce him as being in your care, even if he's rude to your friends and embarrasses you.
You may NOT evade him by logging onto an alt. You may NOT avoid SL.
OR:
* For a whole year, you must go Ruth/Male Noob.
Your inventory will be totally inaccessible, except for the torch and beach ball. Any money you spend on shapes, skins, clothes, etc, will be wasted. Whatever you do on SL for 12 months, you MUST do it as a complete Noob avatar.
So, what would be worse?