MintPanther

Hey, alt It's not your fault You ain't the main But that's no shame. Hey, alt In Ruth default Your profile's blank No dosh in bank Hey, alt You've just been caught On the lucky chairs With 25 heirs

Wow, was SL ever this amazing? Lovely old video - not a dry eye in the house.

Here are some ideas: Open SL's first Morris Day & The Time museum Dress up in a 2009 system AV, go to an infohub and pretend to be an ancient bot Go to SL church Host a 'gacha destruction' art event, where you rez rare gacha items and then delete them as an anti-capitalist gesture Voice call random people and ask them when last names are coming back

Once a week, LL should draw a resident at random and give them L$10,000. Put the resident's profile pic on the home page too, wearing a crown. Maybe limit it to people who've logged in in the last 7 days, so there aren't loads of unclaimed prizes.

Yes, you can make your bots do anything, they are your slaves to use as you will. You can make them farm, or even log on eight and have them do construction. They can turn up at clubs with 3 mins to go before the contest ends and vote for each other and win the money for you. You can make them sit on mopeds and honk their horns and push people around the sim, shouting "MAMMA MIA" on loop. Give bots a chance.

EITHER - LL completely removes the ability to stream music (including all private DJs and radio stations) and video inworld... OR - SL gets to keep streaming but, every 10 minutes inworld, your viewer will run a 30-second-long commercial, taking up the whole screen and without any 'skip' option.

EITHER - SL introduces a new universal surname, SLUser, which is rolled out overnight for ALL accounts (existing and new) Same first names are automatically numbered (ie: Ceka Cianci and Ceka McMasters could become Ceka7 SLUser and Ceka23 SLUser). OR - SL introduces a charge of 50L per teleport

EITHER: * For a whole year, every time you log in, you have to look after a spoilt brat child AV named Gunther. If Gunther summons you, you MUST take his TP and hang out with him. He won't ever ask you for money, but he may require you to spend your inworld time accompanying him to child-clothing boutiques, or to parties with his obnoxious friends. That means, if you're set to DJ at a RFL event and Gunther decides he wants you to join him in a sandbox for three hours of playing with a fart HUD and gestures, you have to go. If you're invited to a gallery opening and Gunther feels lonely, you have to TP him in and introduce him as being in your care, even if he's rude to your friends and embarrasses you. You may NOT evade him by logging onto an alt. You may NOT avoid SL. OR: * For a whole year, you must go Ruth/Male Noob. Your inventory will be totally inaccessible, except for the torch and beach ball. Any money you spend on shapes, skins, clothes, etc, will be wasted. Whatever you do on SL for 12 months, you MUST do it as a complete Noob avatar. So, what would be worse?

So, when? Still this year? And so all new sign-ups will have a choice of first and last name? I'd like to reserve Jingo McTastic.