Amina Sopwith

Yeah, I'm sorry about the Eton mess we've got going on there. I didn't vote for them. Fun fact: I was at an event once where Boris was the main speaker. He gave an impression of an old fashioned school master caning the young boys. The audience was entirely female.

The memes are just incredible. I can't choose between them. The internet is outdoing itself.

On the off chance this is serious, I meant which country are you in? Obviously you don't have to reply!

Where are you?

That is all he ever was. He has not got a drop of statesmanship in him. He is thin-skinned, brittle, narcissistic and blustering. He has no grace, no dignity, no humility, no magnificence and no convincing fake tan.

Trump said so. That's it. I honestly thought this baseless accusation was just him doing his latest "NO I MUST WIN" tantrum, but seeing Gage's post made me realise he does it because his word alone plants seeds of doubt even with no evidence, and people believe it.

Yeah, because Trump is so much younger and acts so much more with it. Given his wife's obvious disgust for him, it's astonishing he managed to maintain this election for so long.

Why he even brings the thunder...

Ah ha ha-ha-ha!

"And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks..."

Heel! Sit! Stay!

I actually have one on my head right now.

My son loves making smoothies. We sometimes add yoghurt and honey.

Perhaps also a good time to bring this, the censored version of the Song of the Count, to the attention of anyone who isn't fortunate enough to have discovered it. Absolute genius in its simplicity...

I think this is objectively brilliant, whichever side one is on.

I truly cannot understand how any woman or decent man could have voted for him after this. It's worse than unstatesmanlike. I do not know how Melania can stand even to pretend to share a bed with him. This seems timely, although it's not fully up to date.

His name is mud.

Everyone knows what "trump" means in the UK, right?

Polar bear.

Devices are definitely not going to help. Even TV would be better. Try playing a card game or something until you think you might be able to go back to sleep.

Yep, she does that a lot. Many of my posts on here were composed on my phone, with a cat on my head. She's like a rubbish, unbalanced muse, which I guess suits me.

Don't you mean this guy? (Tim Curry is hilarious in that version. It's like he got drunk on set, so they just filmed him because he wouldn't go away.)

I hear you. I'm thinking of setting up a sledgehammer to lamp me on the head while I'm in bed, that would do it. But I bet my son would just bonk the cat with it. Mind you, the cat likes to sit on my head.

Hey Rat, ok, question... a difficult conversation looms. What sort of approach should I take?

I don't mind masks. Men keep getting things off shelves for me and insisting I go in front of them in queues, and people on tills keep IDing me when I buy alcohol. People think I'm young and sexy when they can't see my face.