Good day,
My name is Ms. Anne Tweaks (AnneTweaks Resident) and I am an up and coming comic who will be launching my one woman show very soon. I am a seventy seven year old feisty, southern redhead and the self proclaimed queen of spam (as in the meat product). In my show I will share personal stories, gossip, and unique tips on how to use spam. If you are interested in booking me for an event you may contact me or my manager Nazaryn Mindes for my informational note card. I only ask for a small fee of 200L. Tips are welcome, but not required. My act may contain some adult content and some brief language.
Thank you, and I hope to hear from you soon,
Anne