Jagix Linden

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SPOILER WARNING FOR THE SEASON FINALE OF THIS THREAD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . OK, so, at first, I was really into the thread, but then it was, like, the writers were just like, "I don't even want to stay on topic!" And then a Linden came into the thread out of nowhere and said what the audience was all thinking, and I was like, "On the nose much?" But then, like, it never really got back to what the thread was supposed to be about, and the finale was just a total disaster. Like, they never really explained the smoke monster, and it didn't make any sense for the Linden to light everything on fire and then sail into a hurricane before Dumbledore was killed by Thanos, and then it just all cut to black. Ugh. I mean, maybe I'll hate watch it again online, but for now, I'm just glad it's locked. I give it 3 stars.

I hear all the cool kids these days are doing things like staying on topic and not having interpersonal disputes that derail threads with pejorative pet names. It's #TRENDING Keep this thread open by being a cool kid and #EmbraceTheTrend! #LindenHomes #ItsLindenLabNotLindenLabs #ItComesUpALot #TheresJustTheOneLabActually #HashtagsDontWorkOnForums #UnlessTheyDo #AllTheseHashtagsComeOffMoreLikeTumblrThanTwitter #IHopeThisMessageIsntGettingLostInTheMetaphor #ItsNotReallyAMetaphorSoMuchAsAFramingDevice #ButSeriouslyImGoingToLockThisIfWeCantStayOnTopic #Kthxbye

Now that you've watched it, you'll be able to get into arguments about how West Side Story is the tragic caught-between-two-worlds love story that most people think Romeo and Juliet is (R&J is a cautionary tale about impulsiveness). You'll be on the side of R&J not being a love story, and it'll be hard being right all the time. And, with that, we're back on topic. For more interesting facts about West Side Story to make you even more right, see Sideways and Every Frame a Painting

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It was so nice of this thread to run the LA Marathon today. At least, I assume that's what happened, because it's really run its course and now it's locked. See you at the next marathon!

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Did you feel a great disturbance in the Thread, as if scores of posts suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced? Do you fear something terrible has happened? No, it's not a mind trick. It's just Jedi Jagix's handy-dandy comment-hiding capabilities. And, I know, you're saying, "There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense!" But the power is within you! All you have to do now is stay on topic. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Jagix: I'm going to Turn Undead DM: Roll it. Jagix: *Rolls* OK... that's 18. DM: You succeed. Jagix calls upon his faith as a PaLinden, and the gods smile upon him. The thread is now locked. Jagix: Praise be!

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Someone mentioned thread nuking, and it summoned me from under my rock. Locked thread due to a long back and forth that wasn't really germane to the discussion. Make sure to be excellent going forward, my dudes* *In California, "dudes" refers to a collective plural of all genders inside and outside of the spectrum, including non-gendered inanimate objects. See also: "y'all," "folks," and "peeps." May also be used in place of "all mankind," though not as a substitute for the wrestler Mankind, even though one could probably make the argument that he has some resemblance to the character of The Dude. Not, like, a lot, but it's an argument that hypothetically could be made. That's more of a coincidence, though. Anyway, "dudes" applying to everyone and everything that is plural is what I'm getting at here. Cool?

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Say you know scripting or recognize my glitchSay that LLTakeControl() Runs before it's switchedKnee deep in the hoopla, sinking into fightsToo many forum posts Eating up the night You can file a Jira Or troubleshoot with those helpful But don't you remember You build your rezzer You build your rezzer with LSL We built this rezzer We built this rezzer on L S L Built this rezzer We built this rezzer on L S L It took us quite a while to get to the topic at hand, so this thread has been heavily curated. It's now only playing the Greatest Hits, so it gets right to the meat of the issue. So rock on, and remember to keep this thread civil and on topic, else we'll need to break up the band and cancel this tour -Jagixson StarLinden

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Granted — but it is contingent on everyone staying on topic in this thread. I wish everyone would stay on topic, so this game can keep going, and I don't have to lock the thread

And thanks to being set on fire, I currently have no chill. As a result of that (and some more terse back-and-forth), I'm going to go ahead and lock this thread.

Here's a reminder, especially in such a sensitive topic, to keep posts respectful. Personal attacks are never permitted. Remember: "Only you can prevent forum fires." -Smokey the Jagix

Gentle reminder to keep this thread respectful and on-topic. This thread isn't beyond saving, but it starts with you!

Like a bad Thanksgiving dinner, this has devolved into a bitter dispute. But unlike that, I'm locking the thread. Wouldn't it be nice to have me around for those family squabbles?

It's that time again. No, not for the Wheel of Morality, but for this thread to be locked. Reasons this thread is being locked: Discussion of moderation Thread derailment (scones are great and all, but they don't have anything to do with this topic) Topic is vaguely abusive (creating a thread to discuss another thread isn't necessary) Misrepresentation of policy (which causes confusion) Now that last one requires a little clarification, because it seems some only saw this post: which was interpreted as a blanket ban on all political discussions. Kristin Linden later clarified with the following post: I want to reiterate the final portion of her clarifying statement on the matter: And her final word on the matter: Be excellent to each other and Party on dudes (in gif form). So, there you go. If you think there are posts or treads that violate the directive, shoot us a report, and we'll look into it. Points to some of you that already noted this clarification, and one of you who emphasized that actions are being taken, but that, as a policy, we do not discuss what those actions are and against whom they have been taken as a matter of privacy. You go, Glenn Coco.

It looks like the discussion here has gotten too personal and too stagnant. To give everyone a chance to strategically retreat to post another day, I've locked the thread.

Remember when Corky Linden asked everyone to keep conversations both civil and on-topic? Or remember when this thread was about employment? Good times. #FlashbackFriday In all seriousness, folks, civil posts do not include abusive posts. Attack premises, not people. This has been a gentle reminder.

I felt a great disturbance in the Forums, as if a thread was suddenly derailed within two pages, and then suddenly silenced. I fear that a thread lock has happened.