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Osforia

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  1. Once I farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
  2. My warped sense of humour is EXACTLY the reason I am such a loner. Nobody 'gets' my jokes.
  3. A friend of mine died just after xmas. He was a teacher, a dad and a valued person in a certain hobby. He was fit and healthy and young. Still in shock. Also RIP to Captain Tom, he was an inspiration to many.
  4. I have a thick accent and a disability. Nobody would understand me on mic. I do love unusual voices though. Really high and really low ones.
  5. Superpower- Become a time travelling fly (so I can be almost invisible, but can watch history in front of my eyes) Music- Any chillout music, coz i`m a stress head. If it is just one band you are after, I choose The Mouse Outfit (chilled hip hop) TV show- Absorbed into The Good Place, because that world is less surreal, weird and chaotic than this 'real world' (and I could laugh a lot)
  6. when should you keep an eye on your cheese? When its up to no gouda
  7. What is a lion's favourite cheese? Roarquefort
  8. What's the best cheese to tempt a bear out of the words? Camembert
  9. What music does cheese lovers listen to? R n Brie
  10. Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans
  11. A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought 'that's not mature'
  12. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!
  13. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese
  14. Why was the cheesemonger lopsided? He only had one Stilton.
  15. When I said cheesy, I meant as in 'Dad joke cheesy' but yeah keep on with the cheese, I wanna make a toasty.
  16. Ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of rum. Bartender says, sorry we don't serve spirits here.
  17. I ate a watch yesterday, it was extremely time consuming.
  18. Did you hear about the burglar who fell into a cement mixer? He was a hardened criminal
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