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    Once I farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
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    My warped sense of humour is EXACTLY the reason I am such a loner. Nobody 'gets' my jokes.
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    spat out my soup, but
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    A friend of mine died just after xmas. He was a teacher, a dad and a valued person in a certain hobby. He was fit and healthy and young. Still in shock. Also RIP to Captain Tom, he was an inspiration to many.
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    I have a thick accent and a disability. Nobody would understand me on mic. I do love unusual voices though. Really high and really low ones.
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    Superpower- Become a time travelling fly (so I can be almost invisible, but can watch history in front of my eyes) Music- Any chillout music, coz i`m a stress head. If it is just one band you are after, I choose The Mouse Outfit (chilled hip hop) TV show- Absorbed into The Good Place, because that world is less surreal, weird and chaotic than this 'real world' (and I could laugh a lot)
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    ground was opening up, slowly
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    What do you call a careful Wolf? Aware wolf
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    while sat in litter trays, and
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    when should you keep an eye on your cheese? When its up to no gouda
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    What is a lion's favourite cheese? Roarquefort
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    What cheese is made backwards? Edam
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    What's the best cheese to tempt a bear out of the words? Camembert
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    What music does cheese lovers listen to? R n Brie
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    What is Jay Z's favourite cheese? Brieonce
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    Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans
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    A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought 'that's not mature'
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    What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!
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    What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese
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    Why was the cheesemonger lopsided? He only had one Stilton.
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    When I said cheesy, I meant as in 'Dad joke cheesy' but yeah keep on with the cheese, I wanna make a toasty.
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    Ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of rum. Bartender says, sorry we don't serve spirits here.
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    I ate a watch yesterday, it was extremely time consuming.
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    Did you hear about the burglar who fell into a cement mixer? He was a hardened criminal
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