Well I tried.
As far as can be deciphered it thinks:
All clubs are run by one granny who is only in it to conjugate with acne cellar dwellers because of marriage.And they are all the same person. As it used grabbing a stream IP. So it must be true (it has evidence yer Honour!!)
18-25. 'nuff said. Its an improvement on Club 18-30 though.
"treetops and banana diets are bad" True I prefer other fruit indoors.
"All the wrong people signed up for all the wrong reasons". Yep thats me oh wait....
I think it likes that "wifebashers wouldn't be discriminated".
And it seems that its confused about the beta grid - well we all are sometimes.
Have to agree about the Phil Collins though. That should be banned outright.
Quite like being classed as an acne Granny cellar dweller though - my kind of RP =^^=
Actually with a bit better use of paragraphs its not a bad rant.