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  1. Ted McGregor
    *slaps the back of your head. Morricone , Sid. Must you ruin it again ? Damn you. Welcome back .. Peeve : uncaffeinated misspellers.
  2. Ted McGregor
    Peeve : People barging in through the doors of a saloon, ready for the gunfight and sneering 'Draw..' and poking out their tongue only as their opponent aims a six-shooter at them and the swinging doors they kicked themselves hit them in the back of their head ...
  3. Ted McGregor
    Peeve Best Schnitzel ever :
  4. Ted McGregor
    The response is of course not personal , but unisex ..
  5. Ted McGregor
    Now that museumpiece you are trying to stare at is NOT the flute you hear playing and you cannot play with it. Please stop trying to look over my feet. Btw , my eyes are not down there.
  6. Ted McGregor
    Tranquillity at sunset
  7. Ted McGregor
    Let's not discuss your kinks here .. but I did almost p!ss myself for sheer laughter ...
  8. Ted McGregor
    TIL well placed humour can cause almost temporary incontinence ...
  9. Ted McGregor
    Good. If I see anyone striving for it, I'll refer them to you. Have one yourself while you're at it on the house.
  10. Ted McGregor
    I am happy for you. At least so much time has passed your breasts can now easily rest on your desk without the need to own bra support ! ETA : err.. non-feminist positive feedback
  11. Ted McGregor
    See what I did there with Fat Boy ?
  12. Ted McGregor
    Ok. There's something cute about the strictness of your request. Also , eventhough dropping it as a bombshell, I expect you to be much more slender than Enola Gay .. ^.^
  13. Ted McGregor
    Yeah the meat's out of the bag. Might as well be the haggis.
  14. Ted McGregor
    My wife informs me I am the haggis.
  15. Ted McGregor
    I dunno. Circle of life really : She says "I'll devour you." I'll respond "Bite me.". She'll probably say "Eat me first." We should have food as a hobby perhaps instead.
  16. Ted McGregor
    @Love Zhaoying As subtle as Tammy Wynette 1969's song.
  17. Ted McGregor
    Compliments : the fine line between a rub and a spank. Backhandedness is optional. The choice between a slap to the face in return or an eyewink too.
  18. Ted McGregor
    /me sends you a well meant blowkiss. /me mumbles "hmrpf... brat!" too.
  19. Ted McGregor
    /me does his best Lewis Black impersonation : " Yes, and as lovely and lightweight as you are, please stop trampling on our grass and GET OFF OUR LAWN!1!! Pretty please .. sugar on top. Shoo. :P" ETA : I just mean stop picking on Sid.
  20. Ted McGregor
    QFT
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  22. Ted McGregor
    Peeve : the need of having the last word being preferred over being lost for words and remain silent for a change.
  23. Ted McGregor
    Never in history the way to a woman's heart .. SL or RL .. could be considered an unsurpassable minefield. Never ! How did Sid even dare imply complimenting women nowadays is ... oops, strike that is please .. can be as exciting to men as dismantling Fatboy while being tied onto it as the Enola Gay flies off shrieking 'Revenge!', completely liberated of her load ? Men have been rightfully executed for less, mind you ... To Sid : No longer waste your time on this. Hail the courage of the spouse of the black widow, my friend. Find support in his loyalty to life instead of his wife. It is how it is. ETA : Yes, this is meant sarcastically. PS Please don't tell my wife I have been posting in the forums. She'll kill me. PS2 Honey, if you read this .. errr.. I love you .. ❤️ PS3 Imma dead man ..
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  25. Ted McGregor
    Only human ...
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