Tex Monday

Some Idiot Gave Her Trouble JUMBO (I hope we're not starting to repeat things)

This was a completely random IM. I had never met him before and (obviously) my partner didn't either: Mr Super Stud: i gave you wife black d**k. done nutted hard in the b***h Tex: excuse me???? Mr Super Stud: i f***ed your b***h and gave her my black baby Tex: Did you enjoy it? Mr Super Stud: b**h passed out so i'm still pumpin' other b***hes Tex: That's funny. So why decide to IM me? Mr Super Stud: to let you know that girl is a hoe...we gang banged her good Tex: And who was this again? Mr Super Stud: just some random black guy who grabbed your girl. she serves black d**k now Tex: no no...my girl....which one? Mr Super Stud: so many i forget Tex: well, when you figure out who it is, let me know ok?

I had an interesting conversation with someone who seemed to think he knew everything. A bit of background. This was a Muffin Milker's sim where I was playing a bull. Know it all D**KHEAD: ....all bull here need to give seed if they want to breed Me: I plan to give seed...to this lovely cow Know it all D**KHEAD: no to the machine .. Me: what machine? Know it all D**KHEAD: one next to you is good enough Me: why? Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said so .no outside bull ..takes bonuses from here Me: because you said so? I'll ask one of the managers if that's true Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said Me: Still not answer. Who are you that your say so means that much? Never got an answer after that. Sent this to the sim owner and they never responded which leads me to believe that D**KHEAD didn't know what he was talking about.

I played with someone once and every time he'd IM me it would start out with something like that. Eventually, I just stopped responding. I think, though, he finally got the hint.

Come on, I'm never suspicious!! COVID (not sure if anyone's done that yet)

Be real, arsenic's very effective. BONER

Don't worry....be happy!!! (sorry, was sort of the obvious next step)

Veggie Burgers aren't real (not an option...a statement of fact 😀)

Mountain grown Folgers coffee (it's an old commercial)

Tex Has Eaten Raw Eggs (Yuck!!) CHUCK

One of my pet peeves is probably a pretty stupid thing. I hate it when you're at a restaurant with men and women and the waiter/waitress walks up and says "Are you guys ready to order?" or "Anything else I can get for you guys?" If there are women/females at the table, use a different way of addressing the group. "Are you all ok?" "Are you all ready to order?" for example. Quick, easy and addresses the group properly. "An' dat's what really groinds mah geahs"

(So...now he decides that since I won't f**k him for free, he'll see if I have any friends who might....) Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: do you have some friend looking for a MAN 100 % whit big and hard ***** Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: sexy Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: and no escort Working Girl (Me):: no...sorry Working Girl (Me):: can't help you Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i have a long list of xtra sexy lovers Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: 0 cost Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: you lost a xtra sexy man Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: my lovers are addicted to the best ***** Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: 0 cost Working Girl (Me):: you keep saying that...and have a nice day (Then...I get this.....) Second Life: Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male is offering friendship. Would you be my friend ? Second Life: Friendship offer declined. Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: add me Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: please Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: who knows..... Working Girl (Me):: why? Working Girl (Me):: unless you're planning on paying me for sex....I'm not interested in adding you to my huge friend's list

Another encounter with one of my female alts. Let's call this...Money for Nothing and Your Chicks for Free (I"m going to break this up...I think it's too big for one post) Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: hello sexy Working Girl (Me):: good afternoon... Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: good.....and hard ..... Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: winks Working Girl (Me): giggles Working Girl (Me):: mmmm..my favorite kind of day Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: winks Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: of course Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i see your profile... Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: escort ? Working Girl (Me):: yes Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: oh Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: Working Girl (Me):: not so good and hard anymore, hon? Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: lol Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i love good and hard Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: and i am very sexy Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: horny now......very horny Working Girl (Me):: mmmm...I saw that from your profile picture. did you want to use me today? Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: of courseeee Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: but .....no pay for sex Working Girl (Me):: then no sex...I'm sorry Working Girl (Me):: I don't play for free Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i am sure i am as sexy as you

OK. Next one. The title of this is "if that's what you were looking for, you should have said that at the beginning" This happened to my male AV. Obviously her English isn't all that good. Resident: i would love to be famous Resident: lets sit Resident: relax now, you may unzip pant in both worlds Me: well...what can we do to make you famous Resident: first let me show you ... Resident: unzip pant in both worlds Resident: erect it Resident: mmmmmmmmmmmm i would need super sexy high heels i saw, offer me manager ? Resident: its only 499 you know Me: sorry...don't have that kind of cash Resident: how much could you help me with baby ? Me: nothing...sorry. Resident: nothing ? Me: if that's what you were looking for, you should have said that at the beginning Resident: game over ! Resident: you may go back !!!

You can't fix it, but you can hit it with a sledgehammer until you feel better.

Times Square

Yellow Ugly Umbrellas Get Exterminated. LOCKS

I thought we'd try something fun. (And hopefully this thread won't get deleted). We've all had them. People who IM you, thinking they're something special but they turn out to have the intelligence of a block of wood. Let's get some of those wonderful conversations out in the open for all to enjoy. A few ground rules: 😀 Because of ToS, please delete the names of the ignorant before posting here. 😀 Let's try to keep racist, anti-semetic, homophobic, anything that violates the ToS, etc. conversations out. No one likes someone like that, no matter how stupid they are or how much they need to be brought out into the light. I'll start (this comes from one of my alt accounts) Thinks he's God's gift to SL: smacks your firm ass. you need to be my ***** and mine alone Me: oh...and what do you have to offer me? Thinks he's God's gift to SL: all of me girl. I ain't a noob I don't pay for a girl to be with me Me: Did I ask you for money? I asked why I should be your ***** and yours alone. needs to be something in it for me Thinks he's God's gift to SL: being mine is enough Me: Why? I just met you 3 minutes ago. What's the benefit of being your *****? Thinks he's God's gift to SL: then you would be knows as easy or a ***** Thinks he's God's gift to SL: you would have every guy trying to knock you up Me: That's the plan. 6 guys in the last 6 days Thinks he's God's gift to SL: upgrade yourself yer (actual spelling of the word) 6 years old and still look like a noob Me: I like the way I look..and obviously you do too if you slapped my ass and want me to be your ***** Thinks he's God's gift to SL: (busy response): LOOKS LIKE YA DONE SCREWED UP OR PISSED ME OFF... YOU ENDED UP IN MY PERSONAL DUMPSTER WITH THE REST OF THE TRASH

Don't be a hero...block his stupid ass and move on. Let other people handle their own problems.

Perhaps this will help. https://www.usa.gov/election

*follows Maddy out* You forgot your parachuuuuuutttteeee!!!!!

Network Television

Something funny I saw that fits in with this conversation..... Enjoy!!!

Oh no...my RL personality is exactly like my SL one...bombastic, megalomanical, egotistical, overbearing.....😀 Obviously since I play a space alien bent on taking over the galaxy, he is played much differently than my RL personality. It IS possible to immerse yourself. It's all acting. You're playing a part. It's a lot of fun for me to talk about conquering the Earth and subjugating its peoples as slaves to the Great and Glorious Vaspuemian Empire. That makes SL fun and exciting. You should try being someone else sometime....

HUH???