PserenDikity

That was the most enjoyable hug I have ever received. Pserendikity (If only I had breasts)

You know the old saying. "If you want something done right..." Well, nobody does it like me! Dear Me, I have found my true love, as in the mirror I look. With eloquent grammar like a babbling brook. I stab to the left and to the right, My pen is so sharp. And on certain subjects, I just have to harp. I come off so charming, as I parry and thrust, I am so disarming, After me I do lust, For I am the only one that I truly do trust! I make friends to use, as the tools of my trade, I use them to poke, To hammer and rave! The fools take the brunt, Whilst I sit and enjoy While they get attacked, I just sit and play coy. Oh what a world this truly could be if everyone out there was brilliant like me! When I see my reflection, I am so inspired My heart tends to race, It seems on fire The urges I get overwhelm all my thoughts, No woman could ever be nearly as hot For just a plain piece of man meat, I surely am not! Pserendikity (I could just wrap me up in bacon and bite me!)

BabyStormC wrote: ya Is wit ya, is u back on der track nows? Its I is not Is

BabyStormC wrote: Oh that there is deep stuff. You ever been hit wit a ceeaaacee club? I ain't. Sounds lick itd hert! Keep dem clubes away from me! PserenDikity (does like club sandwiches, with extra bacon)

Slight derale here. I also want to talk about pet peeves. My peeve is clubs, not pugs, not hammers, but clubs, clicks, kults, you know the like. The most recent club I love to hate is "7M7". What a group of hipersensative, over EMOtional, "boo hoo hoo, your being mean to me", winers! I mean you cant fake something like that can you? 7M7stands for 7 meaklings 7 (days a week of wineing). its enough to make me wnt to vomet. what is your pet peeve? PserenDikity (likes to walk his pet peeve on a leash)

:matte-motes-agape: Theirs peepholes in the crackers! Pserendikity (get it Human Resources)

Perrie Juran wrote: i be da foist to admid dat me grammer an me shpelling arnt always da best. me blaims id on all de LDS i took when i were a kidd seee da purdy kolours? kolours is purdy!

BabyStormC wrote: I gots promoted to HR today, I is proud:) Wut you do in Human Respources?

BabyStormC wrote: yep gramma do:) gramma do wut?

Ceka Cianci wrote: Rene Erlanger wrote: In the UK , it's "grammar"....the Queens English...not a slanged-up version of English used over the pond! :matte-motes-wink-tongue: well my gramma told us how it was spelled..i said..gramma how do you spell your name?? she said it's spelled G-R-A-M-M-A Gramma.. my mamma told me never to argue with gramma..\o/ Gramma always knows best!

BabyStormC wrote: WOW you is bad. Are you free tonight? Well any night really:) I is fine! How is u?

The History of The Grammar Nazi: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Grammar_nazi Es ist "für wen", nicht "für die".[1]” ~ Grammar Nazi on grammar “Das Komma geht das schließende Anführungszeichen und einfache Anführungszeichen sollte anstelle von Anführungszeichen verwendet werden. [2]” ~ Another Grammar Nazi on the above quote Grammar Nazis are people (or cats) which use their freakishly and/or annoyingly powerful understanding of and compliance with grammar and spelling to attempt to "correct" others, usually the blissfully-oblivious-to-the-outside-world members and users of the Internets, who only understand the grammatically genocidal text-speak. However, the Grammar Nazi sees "correcting" others as "making" others "look like fools", and the others in question see the Grammar Nazi as "some **bleep** with no life". Today, most Grammar Nazis have settled down from the violent battles of "der gut ölde daes" to shadowy lives of correcting the error-ridden comments found under Contents [hide] 1 The Ever History1.1 The Apostrophy~Phrasengarian Empire 1.2 Rise of the Third Write 2 World War III 3 What To Do When Encountering One or More Grammar Nazis 4 Translations 5 see also The Ever History **Only uploaded images may be used in postings**://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091105044637/uncyclopedia/images/1/10/Bouncywikilogo3.gif" border="0" alt="Bouncywikilogo3.gif" width="60" height="60" /> For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Grammar nazi. Of all the things that started when the internet was created, the Grammar Nazis are the worst best. They were all, "Hey, we are better with English than you, so we're all going to start yelling at you often." Then they started making concentration camps for people to go to so that they may concentrate. The first concentration camps were a place where one is sent. The Grammar SS make one read books, and if one does not read the books properly (or one cannot read), the Grammar SS say to the person, "You're going for a shower", and they gas the person. 6 million trolls were gassed in the Grammar Holocaust. Hitler and his Grammar Nazis almost had the world under their control. They only stopped because they could not take over Britain, thanks to Winston Churchill, Dangermouse, Superman, and the people from London who could spell better than the Nazis. The Apostrophy~Phrasengarian Empire The Apostrophy-Phrasengarian empire was the product of years of hard-work by the apostrophe to do just about anything. It began by simply taking over letters such as in the phrase "I'm," where the apostrophe army completely wiped out the "A" armies defenses. [citation needed] In 1914, however, Arch-Duchess Fronts Further-and was assassinated by an enraged plural possessive. This was due to its resentment at often being left out and replaced by the inferior singular plural, or even omitted all together. This resulted in the first word war, fought entirely for the sake of language. While the British could easily decipher the inflection and apostrophe-free language of the Germans, the Germans found it difficult to fathom the wider British vocabulary and more complex use of apostrophes. [citation needed] One of the biggest proponents against the Apostrophy-Phrasengarian empire was Adolf Hitler who actually mobilized his forces against them. While the English were happy to appease the tyrant, the academy Française would not allow it and insisted that Britain join it against the young Hitler, whose language was known to be rhetoric and devoid of grammatical structure. [citation needed] Rise of the Third Write bye (Falsche Schpellkën!) By the end of 1918, (mit (WELCHER DUMMKOPF SCHRIEB 'WIT'?) einem Komma, Dummkopf!) germany (Kapitalisierung, Idioten!!) Germany had exhausted its supply of scrabble sets. America soon entered the war. Due to their endless supply of Mark Twain novels and outlandish accents, the Axis Powers were forced to surrender. The inter-war years were hard for Germany. The country had been forced by France to adopt 1337 speak in all of its official correspondence. Anarchy reined and a good German found it increasingly hard to find a decent Bratwurst. Embittered by his country's defeat and poor grammar, Adolf Hitler formed the Nazi Party. Soon millions flocked to his rallies to hear his speeches on the proper use of "its" versus "it's". In 1933, Hitler rose to power on a platform of improved literacy programmes and the banning of democracy. Soon the world began to tremble before the might of his grammatical knowledge and boots.In 1938, Hitler returned in triumph to Vienna. in a process known as "anschloss" (german for **bleep**ing bad ideaAustria united with Germany. In 1939 Hitler demanded that Poland and Czechslovakia get rid of all those dots (ü) above their letters. The allies refused and the world was plunged into war. World War III At first, the squadron superior Lexicon and Grammar led them to overrun Eastern Europe and France, but hey, this is the French we're talking about. You just has have to throw a moldy onion or two at them and they start dropping th.eir guns or politely ask them to surrender and they'll do it. But Britain managed to hold out against the power of the Grammar Nazi Empire thanks to the rhetoric of Winston Churchill. Japanese planes were freinds friends allied with the Grammar Nazis, and due to this they sent some bombs to Hawaii to piss off America. For some reason America entered the war. The Germans could not hold out against the American policy of 'General Ignorance'. Thus ended Hitler's dreams. What To Do When Encountering One or More Grammar Nazis Many people think that a Grammar Nazis Nazi's weakness is seeing a lot of grammatical errors. If you encounter a Grammar Nazi, then do not quickly make a lot of grammar grammatical errors. It simply makes them angrier.Remind them that you have a significant other, and have had sex more times then than they have read The Elements of Style by Strunk and White. Try to keep a straight face when you do this!Attack them with insane amounts of chatspeak. No Grammar Nazi can stand a chatspeak-barrage for very long, Uunless said Nazi speaks chatspeak himself.Example: Vulgar Child: omg jst leeve meh a lown. i no u cant fite meh cuz im 2 powaafull n u cnt win!! Grammer Grammar nazi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (this is probably untrue, as Grammar Nazis will NEVER use that many syllables) In the rare case that the Grammar Nazi does speak chatspeak, run like hell. There's no stopping him.Example: i fink i do n i fink u meen " Oh my Gumballs, just leave me alone. I know you cannot fight me because I'm much too powerful and you can't win." Screw with them by using obscure interpretations of "effect". For example, say "the government has effected majorchanges," and when they get all douche-baggy and tell you it is "affect," find a dictionary and show them that they are wrong. This method, however, only works on people who only claim to be Grammar Nazis. Real Grammar Nazis would know that meaning of "effect". I agree. I concur. Translations ↑ It's "for whom", not "for who". ↑ The comma goes inside the closing quotation marks and single-quotes should be used instead of double-quotes.

The title "Bad Grammar Overlord" is not to be taken lightly. It is bestowed every two hundred years upon a remarkable intergalactic grammar-wrecker, sentence-slasher, idiom-breaker or other aphasic of great merit. The distinction is lifelong, and it cannot be exchanged for money, alcohol, tobacco, drugs, Playstation 2, iPad, or partial immortality. It can be, however, exchanged for everything else. There are currently 5 433 256 Overlords around the known universe, but nobody cares who the current Bad Grammar Overlord is. Becoming a Bad Grammar Overlord usually requires a lifelong abuse of English grammar, but single offences, if deemed serious enough by the Bad Grammar Board, can render a person eligible for the title. If you are interested in becoming a Bad Grammar Overlord, you should utter the following words, phrases or sentences as many times a day as possible: pwned Who you be? where no Me go know any thong your dat says I already done told ya Where all the white bitches at? Or you might as well send your application and a cheque / money order / mastercard number / table silver directly to us. Please note that Bad Grammar Overlords are selected purely according to oral output. Bad grammar or spelling in written English is not taken into account, because it it was, everyone would be a Bad Grammar Overlord and the title would soon lose its significance. Get it? i am commiong tomorrow. Beacause they asking were me Famous Bad Grammar Overlords of the past: Overlord #25: Yoda Overlord #155: Oscar Wilde Overlord #156: James Joyce Overlord #490: Hubert Selby Jr. Overlord #500: John Agard Overlord #605: George Bush Jr. “Strong am I with bad grammar... but not that strong.” ~ Yoda on bad grammar “A little bad grammar is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.” ~ Oscar Wilde on bad grammar “EXPLAIN YUSELF.” ~ John Agard on bad grammar

Monkey see, monkey doo!

Pie Serendipity wrote: Pie says "Please keep posting, Dik; every time you do you reveal more of your little green god." Yeeeeeeaaaas

Pie Serendipity wrote: I thought I would pop in to say I have just had a chat with Pep, who is mightily amused that in his absence his ghost still haunts the forums, and that the spectres of misconception still manifest themselves in the delusions of those who seem to persist in misinterpreting his condescending attitude to those too stupid to be able to present cogently clear and rational arguments here, as in some way associated with their semi-literacy. (What a charming and magnifacent example of a run on sentance. Perfect for the smarty pantys answer.) Pep also asked me (sorry, a cross-thread reference here) to say how much he is enjoying the retrospective condemnation that MIss Piggy is receiving,(Most smarty pantys pepole would have ended the sentance here and started a newish one with the wrod apparently) apparently in the absence of any disputation from those ex of her coven of HippieFriendsWhoLunchAndTweet. Some people have short memories, although I am sure Sus would be congratulating them on having learned lessons in rewriting history from her. Dik has obviously been handed down her 19th Century Thesaurus and Communist-Capitalist Content Converter. Pep also pointed out that it is impossible for stupid people successfully to pretend to have brains. If Pep has successfully "pretended" to have brains then he has brains. Think about it Dik. (No one cane say for shur if Pep was successfuul) Pie says "Vote for me in the next contest!"

Qwalyphi Korpov wrote: Trolling for grammar drama. That would make one a grama drama llama?

JeanneAnne wrote: Well... yeah! but that's just what sooper smart people do ... Jeanne FIFY

I am well nown for my big Q I used to have an I but I don't use it anymore.

BabyStormC wrote: Okay my gramma ain't that hot two. But I cans get der drift of whats sad when I looks hard. You can get just as lost with the big words when no bodys understands them as you cans witd the small ones in da wrong place. The ideal is da KISS thingy. What do you want too kiss?

Whoa! What? I make pies with my grahammer, who doesn't love pie!? I mean, a little suger, a little buter, top with some other stuff. Chocolat grahammer pie crust it awsome to!

It really gets my goat when I see people who pretend to have some brains. What are some of your favorite wannabe smarty pants sayings? I like "It's 'It's' not 'its'." Why are so many people obsessed with grahammar? I mean, I like them for pie crusts. My mama always said "People who want to look smart use more words." My experience taught me they talk a lot louder two!