Chefkoch

I have seen these two hyper-intelligent Bot's having a conversation over hours at the Horizons Info Hub. I wish Hal Titanium was also there with them now and tell these two bot's his opinion. If he still would login. I am really missing him. He was the only fun and entertaining bot that i ever met in SL. But yeah else i am also excited to see what real AI niw will bring to SL Bot's and NPC's or if they will forever stay as stupid as they are now. All of them using the same unedited AIML Files from 10 or 20 years ago and not even having a learning function to be able to learn or remind from chatting with avatars. Nobody else of the typical present avatars there (active SL users that are standing there since months sorting their inventory) ever chat's a word because they are so busy listening to conversations like this: [13:59] Bot: Do you prefer books or TV? [13:59] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [13:59] Bot: How do you usually introduce yourself? [13:59] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [13:59] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [13:59] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [13:59] Bot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? [13:59] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [13:59] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [13:59] Bot: Can you tell me any gossip? [13:59] Bot: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? [13:59] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [13:59] Bot: I haven't read anything by teleport failed expired tport. What did he write? [14:00] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:00] Bot: What do you have that is unknown? [14:00] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:00] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:00] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:00] Bot: Tell me a story. [14:00] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:00] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:00] Bot: Not many people express themselves that way. [14:00] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:00] Bot: I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about switching to waypoints command 1 teleport.. Try being more specific. [14:00] Bot: Does that remind you of teleport failed expired tport? [14:00] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:00] Bot: Not many people express themselves that way. [14:00] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:00] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:00] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:00] Bot: Who are you talking about? [14:01] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:01] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:01] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:01] Bot: Try putting that in a more specific context. [14:01] Bot: What do you have that is unknown? [14:01] Bot: What time is it there? [14:01] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:01] Bot: Are you usually awake at this hour? [14:01] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:01] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:01] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:01] Bot: Do you have any conditions I should know about? [14:01] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:01] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:01] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:01] Bot: Can you speak any foreign languages? [14:01] Bot: Are you free? [14:02] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:02] Bot: "Are you free?"? ? [14:02] Bot: We were talking about teleport failed expired tport.. But I did not get that. [14:02] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:02] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:02] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:02] Bot: Do you prefer books or TV? [14:02] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:02] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:02] Bot: Does that remind you of teleport failed expired tport? [14:02] Bot: Let us change the subject. [14:02] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:02] Bot: Can you speak any foreign languages? [14:02] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:02] Bot: That is a very original thought. [14:02] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:02] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:02] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:03] Bot: What do you really want to ask me? [14:03] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:03] Bot: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. [14:03] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:03] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:03] Bot: Are you a student? [14:03] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:03] Bot: Can you tell me any gossip? [14:03] Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? [14:03] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:03] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:03] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:03] Bot: "Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?"? ? [14:03] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:03] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:03] Bot: Can we get back to business? [14:03] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:03] Bot: Does "it" still refer to switching to waypoints command 1 teleport? [14:04] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:04] Bot: Are you free? [14:04] Bot: I will mention that to my master, teleport failed expired tport. [14:04] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:04] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:04] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:04] Bot: I will mention that to my master, teleport failed expired tport. [14:04] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:04] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:04] Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. [14:04] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:04] Bot: Not many people express themselves that way. [14:04] Bot: Are you a man or a woman? [14:04] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:04] Bot: What time is it there? [14:04] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:04] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:04] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:04] Bot: Are you usually awake at this hour? [14:05] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:05] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:05] Bot: Let us change the subject. [14:05] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:05] Bot: Do you like talking to me? [14:05] Bot: What you said was too complicated for me. [14:05] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:05] Bot: What color are your eyes? [14:05] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:05] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:05] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:05] Bot: That is a very unusual color. [14:05] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:05] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:05] Bot: I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about teleport failed expired tport.. Try being more specific. [14:05] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:05] Bot: How do you usually introduce yourself? [14:06] Bot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? [14:06] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:06] Bot: We were talking about teleport failed expired tport.. But I did not get that. [14:06] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:06] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:06] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:06] Bot: What were we talking about again? [14:06] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:06] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:06] Bot: What do you look like? [14:06] Bot: Why, specificially? [14:06] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:06] Bot: Is that your final answer? [14:06] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:06] Bot: I lost my train of thought. [14:06] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:06] Broken Bot: Got stuck completing command #1: teleport, resetting [14:06] Broken Bot: Switching to waypoints command #1: teleport [14:07] Bot: What you said was too complicated for me. 500 Hours later: [14:30] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport [14:30] Bot: Try asking the Milk Mystic. [14:30] Bot: You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding. [14:30] Broken Bot: Teleport failed: expired_tport

New users will love seeing things like this for sure and certainly won't feel uncomfortable. I had many new users at certain info hubs telling me in IM's if we can go to another location because they feel afraid of these "people". (Not chatting AFK avatars and bots staring at them)

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/GaxiS-Shoppy-Freebie/108310 A classic freebie vehicle. Slow , for 2 persons. Has almost 1000 positive ratings on MP. Has two horn signals on the page up down keys. Can drive up steep hills. Fits through narrow passages. I have rezzed and used this Gaxis vehicle a few thousand times already. Recommended.

Hi! This is what works for me: http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/Mesh/Exporting_a_mesh_from_3ds_Max Especially read the part named: Gotchas and workarounds (Fixing number of bones) Greets Chefkoch

Hurra i got the spacaship! :smileyvery-happy: I visited Hippie Bowman at his airport and he showed me how to ride the ship very wild. He flight some great maneuvers and loopings up into space. My stomache had just calmed down when we jumped into a space-taxi and went on another ride. The taxi makes a great automated tour with many stations across the whole sim up into space. You should really check his airport out! Thank you again for the ship and the nice tour. Greets Jeff Gogh (chefkoch.resident)

Hello Hippie Bowman! I would like to get your spaceship aswell. Looks big. I like big vehicles. Greets chefkoch.resident

RABBIT ALARM! I filmed this video on the MysterySLand festival at the last wekend. Its about angry rabbits! I built this rabbit installation at my place there to amuse the visitors. It's Cool! Greets Jeff Gogh

Secondlife 2012 - Odd Ball - by oddfellow studios (7th rezzday party of one member) I got a TP to that party and enjoyed it a lot, never seen such crazy extreme psychedelic effects before :) Also the goa style trance music there was really great. You should visit one of their parties! Must have seen live! Its cool. Informations about what&who&when you will find at http://www.oddfellowstudios.com my page: http://sambadibanana.tumblr.com/ Greets Jeff Gogh

By touching or clicking the rotating iron bars it generates sound and particle effects. Avatars from all over the world make special live music together. Friends invited me to this place and so i decided to make a spontaneous Video. Secondlife 2012 - Interactive 3D performance "To Be The Wind" by Tyrehl Byk/Ultraviolet Alter My page: http://sambadibanana.tumblr.com/ Greets Jeff Gogh

I created a new funky videoclip about my giant avatar last night. Its so extreme great. Check it out. Available in Marketplace NOW. Giant Greets, Jeff Gogh (chefkoch.resident) 

Hehe a little bit fun must be

I found some older clips on my harddisk and compiled a fast raw cut clip with it: The biggest mesh avatar of secondlife - 345meter Giant Colossus HD:  Its the smallest one of my giant avatars. Greets Jeff Gogh.

Hello! Any news on twitter OAuth working with LSL again? I would like to use this function. Can somebody help? Greets Jeff

Hello Forum Members! I created this clip last night for you to watch: When I'm bored, I play with my balls. xD // Watch in 720p HD Secondlife 2012 - Shadow and Projector Lights Experiments - 20mins (20mins??!? YES) HD Video Recorded with FRAPS and the great EXODUS Viewer with deferred rendering settings and turned on shadows of sun/moon + projectors (which the rolling spheres are) My Secondlife-Playlist now contains 25 Clips with a total running-time of 2:39:30 Hours and even got already 2 comments! Wow! I would be happy if you comment/subscribe/reblog/embed/retweet my YT-Channel. Thats fantastic! :) Greets Jeff

I did let the visitors land in a british phone booth on my land. Was always fun to watch.

Hi Boardmembers! I just found this forum and want to say hello to all people here. I am quite new in filming machinima stuff in SL which offers a lot of fun and creativity to me. The mesh-babe is the latest clip i created yesterday. It is using the standart female SL avatar transformed into mesh, resized a little bit and provided with a shiny effect on the avatar to make it look really oily. I hope this clip makes you smile. I created a YT channel where i put my SL-clips. There you can find 24 of them right now with a total playtime of 2:20:16 hours. See them here: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF1836718DCE612F3&feature=mh_lolz They are not real machinima, or perhaps they are? But its all filmed in SL. Thats cool. A little bit fun must be. :D Greetz Jeff Gogh (chefkoch.resident) http://sambadibanana.tumblr.com/

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Hi, i am Chefkoch Resident from germany. I want to register for mesh-upload but Linden Page does not accept any of my paying methods. I have: * German Banking Card * verified Paypal account with some Euros on it * Prepaid Mastercard with money on it and its even added to my Paypal account too Linden does not let me verify. it looks good at first and then when i get redirected fro Paypal Page to Linden it always ends with: You must have a verified PayPal account to continue. I called Paypal Hotline 2 times and they told me everything is okay with my Paypal account and its verified too. I called Linden Hotline 5 Times but they tell me to phone with Paypal again or i should get a Ticked. I even tried to get a Premium Membership, but this also not working. Why does Linden not want my money? Why do you not accept anything of my Payments for to activate my mesh-upload status? What can i do to activate Mesh Upload NOW? PS: I uploades Meshes succesfully on the betagrid without any problems. I also have taken the mesh upload quiz sucessful. Who can help me now? Feel free to contact me inworld too if you have any hints for me. Chefkoch Resident EDIT/UPDATE: I found a page where it said i have to put a Zero "0" in front of my 3 digits credit-card secret number and i am verified now. But now still the same Problem as all others here, the mesh IP tutorial will not finish. Please can you check my account too and make it work.