Xerxes Kingstop

For Ivanova!

A cookie to anyone who can correctly identify the location.

The more I learn about this the more shocking it becomes. I am writing an important book that I hope will shake you all out of your complacency and inspire you to DO SOMETHING about this problem!

Knock twice, then three times, then twice.

Its those frilly pants. They've done you in. Seriously I hope you recover the stuff! That's awful.

Bucket o' fire.

Restarts, probably. It s also nice to know you've come calling upon yourself. It seems as if that would have theraputic value.

I think it may all come back on a subsequent login. It seems to do so most of the time.

Got some chicken tenderloins & California style vegetables baked with a sprinkle of with Mrs. Dash onion & herb blend, folded onto a low-carb tortilla with some shredded cheddar and Freddy's Fry Sauce (goes with damned near everything). I actually cooked today! I usually just do a frozen sandwich or some such laziness.

I'm sure we can arrange a ... personal performance.

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Yeah, "Heart Of Carbs" would be easier to rhyme, not not as ... catchy.

For 2 hours now I've been mulling a parody of Blondie's "Heart Of Glass" inspired by this potato: "Heart Of Starch" Song parodies sometimes write themselves but I can't force it. This one isn't gonna happen.

Lots of dogs there.

It promises to endow you with a thicker, longer, firmer, partner-pleasing, enviable beard. It shows a stupidly fake picture of amazing manly results. It is a Viagra ad for hipsters.

Indeed!

You haven't seen it because it is my work. Yeah the Dorothy & Toto one is cute... thank you.

Might hafta be an 80s guitar nerd to get this one but its original and it amuses me and y'all are in the line of fire right now.

Does anyone have a ladder I might borrow?

I've become much more of a risk-taker lately. I've thrown caution to the wind.

*sigh* Today I took an honest long look at my naked self in a full length mirror. I had a very sobering realization. I realized that very soon someone would be coming to kick me out of Ikea.