Xerxes Kingstop

Some purchases are delivered in a prim to be unpacked with the viewer tools, others present a scripted prim that calls a server to deliver the product when touched. One of these particularly amused me recently. I bought new male genetalia, rezzed the container, and clicked on it. It said "Your package will be delivered shortly." *snerk* OK, deliver my ... package. That's what I paid for. I'm still kinda having issues with the word "shortly" - that is not what I was promised.

(drive-by weirding)

Oh, how nice! A "welcome" sign, thoughtfully inclusive of many many global languages... ...... behind banlines. The welcome feeling didn't make it through somehow.

I took me a while to get that one trained. For a long time she would only flush Siamese zucchini.

On a more positive note - today was opening day of zucchini season. Even better around here there is no legal limit! ... but the sport can be frustrating without a sharp well trained zucchinikitty.

Keyboard/mouse for me, but like Lil I hadn't taken the thought away from internet devices to the whole home/life experience. I have touchpad keyless deadbolts on the security doors.

there it is, in the A - hole.

*studiously avoids innuendo* THANK YOU! HI, FRIENDS! *runs off to try adulting again*

The world is diminished by the loss of Kinky Jesus. Hey friends, I'm re-evaluating everything and I'll be around less frequently for the foreseeable future. No drama, just rollin' up my sleeves and trying to adult... .... an' junk like that. Every once in a while someone please make a bad pun and blame me. Thanks!

By the way , everyone - I happen to know that Lil owns a set brass knuckles. Of course when she uses them she coordinates her ensemble, don't be silly and even think otherwise. *puts down pot-stirring utensil*

Sowwy. I never wander out into the big, bad forum. I stay here. Rhonda's idea is awesome.

My Hungry Man dinner instructions: 1. Microwave 3 minutes 2. remove brownie,set it aside 3. Microwave 2 more minutes. That should say "Nuke 5 minutes - eat brownie after 3." Stand there for 2 minutes starin' at a hot fresh brownie in culinary chastity? Not. Gonna. Happen. Not me, not any man I know.

Ahh, OK. I pixel corrected. It occurs to me that the expression on Whittaker's face in the above still shot is great for the part.

I believe it was announced quite a while before Whittaker's selection that the new companion would be an out lesbian. I don't recall a name, however.

No need to be ashamed. As TV goes it is very well-written, but it is still TV. I've never seen a single episode of Game Of Thrones. I sat through almost 10 minutes of The Walking Dead once. It will never be granted another minute of my life.

When I wake up and my face hurts I'm never sure if I had a good time or not.

Well then its time to log in! Hell the last thing you should do when drinking is go to eBay. Once when thoroughly margaritaed (like that word? its new!) I bought a guitar so bad the only thing it was good for was to make a wall clock.

Ever do that? Hell yes! You don't have to lose that image. You can keep it for your scrapbook, editing, blackmail, or whatever. For Windows machines go to C:>users>Your name>AppData> Roaming>SecondLife>Avatar name Put the .bmp extension on the file " screen_last " Move or copy it someplace. You now have that sweet scene in bmp format to keep. The original will overwrite at next logout. If you remove the image completely from this location no harm done. You'll just be without a "previous location" slide when logging in - you'll have a blank black screen until the surroundings rez.

/me is SO tempted to call him "Spikey-boo"

*Takes a nap while waiting*

/me won't disagree, but has no supporting evidence.

My RL sister tells a story from more than 40 years ago back when computers used punchcards. Of course in a large high-tech office all that punch card creation produced great quantities of the little paper zits - the pieces that got punched out. One innocent soul went on a few weeks' TDY leaving his car parked at the office and the keys with a friend. While he was gone they rolled down a window part way then rather than walking to the dumpster they saved themselves a few steps by emptying the zit wastebaskets into his car. He returned to find his car filled nearly to the ceiling with punchout zits. Apparently they had even gone so far as to reach in with a yardstick a few times to even out the pile. It is good to have friends. ... and yeah, government employees - of course! Tax dollars at work.

So would something like "Your clever boobs inspire hawt ideas." be effective as all-purpose flattery?

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