PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Seeking a cougarHello ladies! I have a serious proposition. If you answer 'yes' to all these questions, I want to hear from you!Do you feel ignored, unattractive, unloved?Are you wealthy?Are you spending thousands of lindens to improve your looks only to find yourself on your private sim alone?Are you lonely?Are you tired of using inworld services to find a paid escort to accompany you to openings and fundraisers?Are you wealthy?Is your pool man not interested?Look no further! I can fill your special needs.I am that 'younger man' seeking an older, rich woman for fun and adventure in SL! I promise I will rock your SL world. As with all good things, there is a price. The good news is that my needs are easy to meet for that special, older, wealthy woman. For starters I need an exquisite mesh wardrobe; one suitable for a dashing man about town as me (including shoes). Your estate sim would be a perfect place for me to set as my 'home' and I would need a stylish New York style pied-a-terre...with a security orb. You understand my need for privacy, right Darling?For my part, I will escort you to all gallery openings, fundraisers, all black tie affairs. I will be the attentive, dashing man at your arm. It should go without saying (however, I shall) that I will need a stipend befitting the man in your public life. We can discuss the details in subsequent conversations. Other services can be negotiated as your needs arise.You will be pleased to know that this man will partner, too, for the right price. Sound good Sweetheart? You know how to reach me. I await your call. Link to post Share on other sites
wrable Amat 11 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 "You will be pleased to know that this man will partner, too, for the right price. Sound good Sweetheart?" Wow, All I can say is...It must be one long lonely night of internet porn and masturbation to have brain stormed this one... Link to post Share on other sites
Marigold Devin 5,711 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I give this the Funniest Thread of the Day award (although I realise, being 12.50am here in UK, it is only 4am SL time, so a funnier thread may come up and you may lose your award). Never mind - I'm sure the desperate housewives are lining up at your door PP :matte-motes-big-grin-wink: Link to post Share on other sites
wrable Amat 11 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I agree,I love the "are you wealthy" asked 2 times... Link to post Share on other sites
PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 wrable Amat wrote: "You will be pleased to know that this man will partner, too, for the right price. Sound good Sweetheart?" Wow, All I can say is...It must be one long lonely night of internet porn and masturbation to have brain stormed this one... It sounds good to me. While I am still brainstorming isn't brainstorming one word and not two as you have written. Link to post Share on other sites
PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 Marigold Devin wrote: I give this the Funniest Thread of the Day award (although I realise, being 12.50am here in UK, it is only 4am SL time, so a funnier thread may come up and you may lose your award). I try hard. Are you still smiling? I can help turn that smile into a wide, wide grin if you allow me the opportunity. Are you a woman of means? Link to post Share on other sites
Marigold Devin 5,711 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 PudgyPaddy wrote: Marigold Devin wrote: I give this the Funniest Thread of the Day award (although I realise, being 12.50am here in UK, it is only 4am SL time, so a funnier thread may come up and you may lose your award). I try hard. Are you still smiling? I can help turn that smile into a wide, wide grin if you allow me the opportunity. Are you a woman of means? I am a woman who means ... I am a woman who's mean (at times ) :matte-motes-evil-invert: But no, I am not a woman of means. I am still smiling. Link to post Share on other sites
ZaZa Jinn 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 /me ejects a renter to feverishly work on the pied-a-terre hoping to win his affections... Link to post Share on other sites
PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 ZaZa Jinn wrote: /me ejects a renter to feverishly work on the pied-a-terre hoping to win his affections... This will win my attention, wealth wins my affections. Link to post Share on other sites
ZaZa Jinn 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 So a pied-a-terre in Manhattan then? Which, as it happens, I have. But, alas, I fear we are miles apart. Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmyn Vaher 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Belated April’s fool joke, I hope…ok; I’ll bite. FYI, many men do tend to think with their... their...well, ya know. Their groin scripted attachment… (I repeat; not all men, but many of them). And so, as far as a woman is wanting to have a SL companion, to wear an attractive av, and to have an average level of social skills, is usually more than enough to find quite a lot of potential companions/partners/BF’s to choose from IMO, in SL, no woman needs to pay for a companion/partner On a side note. Your young age in SL plus your almost empty profile, doesn’t make you especially interesting…Even if your av appearance may be outstanding. (Which I was unable to check out, given that your profile hasn’t even a picture) You might want to work a bit in creating an interesting profile and av, before offering your services... if you want some useful help to turn yourself into the young man all mature women will crave for, just let me know… I promise, my fees aren’t unaffordable. A whole nice wardrobe, including shoes, hairs and a few skins and a nicely furnished mansion of my liking in a whole full sim would be more than enough to suit my needs :-) Link to post Share on other sites
Naturelle Starbrook 6 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I think this is great but you should include a photo. I'm sure all the cougars would like to see what the arm candy looks like. Link to post Share on other sites
PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 Jasmyn Vaher wrote: Belated April’s fool joke, I hope…ok; I’ll bite. IMO, in SL, no woman needs to pay for a companion/partner On a side note. Your young age in SL plus your almost empty profile, doesn’t make you especially interesting… What's new pussycat? It's April but I am no fool. Discretion is everything so I post under an alt. If you would like to get to know me better then just ask. Don't judge this book by it's cover, I can make women very happy. IMO, in SL, no woman needs to pay for a companion/partner, but some want to, and they want to very, very much. Some women enjoy that level of control, some desire purchasing toys that are suitable to their social level. I am that toy. Link to post Share on other sites
Amethyst Jetaime 1,583 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I haven't stopped laughing yet. Aside from the fact that you obviously have no clue about women, I see absolutely nothing about you that recommends you for such a service. Even if I did and required this kind of service, I could put that skybox on my sim, rent it out and use a small part of the rent and money I saved by not having to furnish you with an expensive wardrobe and stipend, to hire a paid escort of my choice any time I needed one for public appearances and still come out ahead. As for any occasional private need, a woman in SL can have that anytime she wants by going to the right places. There are plenty of men, much more interesting and qualified than you, who would be all to happy to oblige. They are a dime a dozen and cost not a cent. Link to post Share on other sites
Syo Emerald 5,899 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Crazy world....if a woman would do that people would call her a whore. :catfrustrated: Well still more entertaining to read this than just simple begging in groupchats. Link to post Share on other sites
PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 Naturally Storybook wrote: I think this is great but you should include a photo. I'm sure all the cougars would like to see what the arm candy looks like. I am put together well. My avatar scales to just under 2 meters. I'm approaching my 1st rez day (the perfect age of those cougars who know what youth can do for them.) When I am not frequenting galleries, the Opera, musicals; socializing with my woman friend(s), I can be found running a few laps around the Governors mansion or at the health club. I am a woodsman handsome man with the style and grace of a Prince. Link to post Share on other sites
PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 Syo Emerald wrote: Crazy world....if a woman would do that people would call her a whore. I prefer the term wealthy cougar. Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmyn Vaher 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Quoting Amethyst words...you obviously have no clue about women Link to post Share on other sites
PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 Jasmyn Vaher wrote: Quoting Amethyst words...you obviously have no clue about women This is true, I have no clue about women. I do have a clue about what some women want. They want me. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacki Silverfall 72 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Shakes head and walks away with her bilfold. :matte-motes-mad: Link to post Share on other sites
PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 Jacki Silverfall wrote: Shakes head and walks away with her bilfold. :matte-motes-mad: Was it something Jasmyn said? Link to post Share on other sites
Cinnamon Mistwood 1,277 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 /me smiles... Good luck on your search for a wealthy, lonely, older woman. *grins* I am sure what you are searching for is out there somewhere. SL has so many people with so many different needs. Good luck! Still smiling, but not a sugar Mama, Cinn Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmyn Vaher 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Post a pic of such a well put together av you claim to have please, so we all can judge. Sorry...I am kinda bored and in a "Pain in the A**" mode this evening Link to post Share on other sites
PudgyPaddy 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 Jasmyn Vaher wrote: Post a pic of such a well put together av you claim to have please, so we all can judge. Sorry...I am kinda bored and in a "Pain in the A**" mode this evening You will judge me how, but the size of my biceps? I'm sure you are aware the terms of service does not allow nude photographs in the forum, and I wouldn't want to shock or offend any women by showing-off my gadgets in public. However, you can search marketplace as I come equip with the "Golden Dragon." Women like you that are bored and a pain are to who I appeal. I can help you, are you wealthy? Link to post Share on other sites
Sonja Smedley 8 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Oh come on, show us a pic...no one wanted a nude one! I´m curious :0) Link to post Share on other sites
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