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Vixus Snowpaw

Looking for full time gardener

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Our old, robotic lawnmower used to kill people and gloated about it afterward.

You will be responsible for making sure our grass stays nice and trimmed, side-tasks may include painting individual blades of grass in various fluorescent colors to sprice things up a little.

Our lawns are not emo and won't cut themselves so we need you.

Serious job offer!

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