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You know the old saying.  "If you want something done right..."   Well, nobody does it like me!

Dear Me,

I have found my true love,

as in the mirror I look.

With eloquent grammar

like a babbling brook.

I stab to the left and to the right,

My pen is so sharp.

And on certain subjects,

I just have to harp.

I come off so charming,

as I parry and thrust,

I am so disarming,

After me I do lust,

For I am the only one that I truly do trust!

I make friends to use,

as the tools of my trade,

I use them to poke,

To hammer and rave!

The fools take the brunt,

Whilst I sit and enjoy

While they get attacked,

I just sit and play coy.

Oh what a world

this truly could be

if everyone out there

was brilliant like me!

When I see my reflection,
I am so inspired

My heart tends to race,

It seems on fire

The urges I get

overwhelm all my thoughts,

No woman could ever

be nearly as hot

For just a plain piece of man meat,

I surely am not!

Pserendikity (I could just wrap me up in bacon and bite me!)

 

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PserenDikity wrote:

You know the old saying.  "If you want something done right..."   Well, nobody does it like me!

Dear Me,

I have found my true love,

as in the mirror I look.

With eloquent grammar

like a babbling brook.

I stab to the left and to the right,

My pen is so sharp.

And on certain subjects,

I just have to harp.

I come off so charming,

as I parry and thrust,

I am so disarming,

After me I do lust,

For I am the only one that I truly do trust!

I make friends to use,

as the tools of my trade,

I use them to poke,

To hammer and rave!

The fools take the brunt,

Whilst I sit and enjoy

While they get attacked,

I just sit and play coy.

Oh what a world

this truly could be

if everyone out there

was brilliant like me!

When I see my reflection,

I am so inspired

My heart tends to race,

It seems on fire

The urges I get

overwhelm all my thoughts,

No woman could ever

be nearly as hot

For just a plain piece of man meat,

I surely am not!

Pserendikity (I could just wrap me up in bacon and bite me!)

Oh, if only you could have said it in 50 words or less.

...Dres (not as easy as it seems)

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