PserenDikity Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 You know the old saying. "If you want something done right..." Well, nobody does it like me!Dear Me,I have found my true love,as in the mirror I look.With eloquent grammarlike a babbling brook.I stab to the left and to the right,My pen is so sharp.And on certain subjects,I just have to harp.I come off so charming,as I parry and thrust,I am so disarming,After me I do lust,For I am the only one that I truly do trust!I make friends to use,as the tools of my trade,I use them to poke,To hammer and rave!The fools take the brunt,Whilst I sit and enjoyWhile they get attacked,I just sit and play coy.Oh what a worldthis truly could beif everyone out therewas brilliant like me!When I see my reflection,I am so inspiredMy heart tends to race,It seems on fireThe urges I getoverwhelm all my thoughts,No woman could everbe nearly as hotFor just a plain piece of man meat,I surely am not!Pserendikity (I could just wrap me up in bacon and bite me!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyStormC Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 You does poet stuff. Now would that be from your namesake, it's puddy sweet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Mistwood Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I couldn't help it - I just had to laugh... Now put your right hand on your left shoulder and your left hand on your right shoulder and give yourself a hug! Cinn Still laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PserenDikity Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 That was the most enjoyable hug I have ever received. Pserendikity (If only I had breasts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 /me dabs at her eyes and sighs I am so.....touched. Yes! That is the word....touched! Bravado bravado! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 PserenDikity wrote: You know the old saying. "If you want something done right..." Well, nobody does it like me! Dear Me, I have found my true love, as in the mirror I look. With eloquent grammar like a babbling brook. I stab to the left and to the right, My pen is so sharp. And on certain subjects, I just have to harp. I come off so charming, as I parry and thrust, I am so disarming, After me I do lust, For I am the only one that I truly do trust! I make friends to use, as the tools of my trade, I use them to poke, To hammer and rave! The fools take the brunt, Whilst I sit and enjoy While they get attacked, I just sit and play coy. Oh what a world this truly could be if everyone out there was brilliant like me! When I see my reflection, I am so inspired My heart tends to race, It seems on fire The urges I get overwhelm all my thoughts, No woman could ever be nearly as hot For just a plain piece of man meat, I surely am not! Pserendikity (I could just wrap me up in bacon and bite me!) Oh, if only you could have said it in 50 words or less. ...Dres (not as easy as it seems) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sy Beck Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Not since the lamentations of William McGonagall, which this far surpasses in that respect, have I been able to utter the lines, "I really can't tell you what a pleasure that was, really." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Tamalyn Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 You had me at "bacon". :matte-motes-inlove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucinda Bulloch Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Love, humbug, only for the weak and deluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I love these comments. So where would you be with out it, or better yet would you be? Lucinda Bulloch wrote: Love, humbug, only for the weak and deluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaiya Arnold Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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