Real-life Witches. A Bewitching Alternative Life-style.

[RudolphUkka]

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Void Singer wrote: everything that can happen, does

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I must admit, what keeps me going is the expectation that one evening Michelle Pfeiffer will ring my doorbell dressed only in red lingerie carrying a bottle of Jamesons 24 year old in one hand and a bar of bacon-flavour body butter in the other, pleading for my renewed attention.

Preferably not tonight though, because there's football on TV.

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Rudi

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[Orfeu Miles]

Well Pythagoras certainly was an occultist...had his own school....with some very strange rules.

And they had spells involving the holy power of 10.

I believe you could study the occult at university at one time...I think France was the last place to have classes.

[Void Singer]

be careful what you wish for.... or at least more specific (as there are so many things that could make it a horror rather than a delight). might be useful to pursue a course that gets you nearer that possibility too, but that might require forgoing football =D

[RudolphUkka]

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Void Singer wrote:

be careful what you wish for.... or at least more specific (as there are so many things that could make it a horror rather than a delight). might be useful to pursue a course that gets you nearer that possibility too, but that might require forgoing football =D

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You are right. I should be more specific. I should have said a FULL two-pint bottle of Jameson's 24 year old!

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Rudi

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[Carole Franizzi]

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Void Singer wrote:

be careful what you wish for.... or at least more specific (as there are so many things that could make it a horror rather than a delight). might be useful to pursue a course that gets you nearer that possibility too, but that might require forgoing football =D

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There's a Chinese (? too lazy to Google) which says (paraphrasing), "Wish your enemes that all their wishes come true".

Which, in Rudi-speak, means that the lethal combination of Michelle plus too much booze plus body butter could potentially lead to an embarassing situation of epic proportions, to be cringed over for the rest of Rudi's natural born life.

[Carole Franizzi]

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Orfeu Miles wrote:

Well Pythagoras certainly was an occultist...had his own school....with some very strange rules.

And they had spells involving the holy power of 10.

I believe you could study the occult at university at one time...I think France was the last place to have classes.

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Well, there you go then. I was on the right track. Didn't remember or know (and I don't remember or know whether I didn't know or remember) about Pythagoras, so actually I was being dead deep and intulechewal.

On re-reading the above, strike the last claim.

[Void Singer]

zombie michelle with a bottle of jamesons full of pureed brains? I do so miss those "corrupt a wish" threads that were all the rage once.

[Carole Franizzi]

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Void Singer wrote:

zombie michelle with a bottle of jamesons full of pureed brains? I do so miss those "corrupt a wish" threads that were all the rage once.

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Oh, I think it might be sufficient to show Michelle what he wrote about older ladies in another thread, then stand back and observe how a dream can become a nightmare.....

[Void Singer]

ok, score one for pragmatism.

[RudolphUkka]

Dammit! Michelle turned up as fantasised, but the football had started. I'll never know what I missed now, will I!

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Rudi

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[Sy Beck]

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RudolphUkka wrote:

Dammit! Michelle turned up as fantasised, but the football had started. I'll never know what I missed now, will I!

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Rudi

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Football highlights at 11, hope Michelle was as good and that you scored too.

[RudolphUkka]

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Sy Beck wrote: hope Michelle was as good and that you scored too.

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Two? I only just managed one.

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Rudi

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[Saraha Meriadoc]

This is very interesting, i think it is awesome that your a witch, i have never met one, but i always knew some kind of unknown force or being was here with us. I am honoured to meet you :-)

Since you are part of the world of witchs, could you enlighten me into what other creatures are out there? Are their wizards? Werewolves?

Regards,

Saraha

 

[Celestiall Nightfire]

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Saraha Meriadoc wrote:

This is very interesting, i think it is awesome that your a witch, i have never met one, but i always knew some kind of unknown force or being was here with us. I am honoured to meet you :-)

Since you are part of the world of witchs, could you enlighten me into what other creatures are out there? Are their wizards? Werewolves?

Regards,

Saraha

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Ahhh, Necromancy at it's finest!   

 

(Pssst...Witch Carole is on vacation right now.  She'll return in the by and by.... ; )