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Storm Clarence wrote:


Ima Rang wrote:


Storm Clarence wrote:


Ima Rang wrote:

I'm up for a good roll, by have you no shame woman?

FIFY.  I have no shame either.  

You are fantasizing about me again, aren't you
?  I had nothing on under that barrel...you derendered it didn't you? 

You are a tough woman to shake.  I figure if you can't beat 'em, roll 'em.  That's how I roll, anyway.  

That is just an outright lie. I even posted a video of all of my fancy parts shaking.  

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Jacki Silverfall wrote:

Now your just showing off. I don't find it applicable at all. Laying off the rum and diet coke might help though. This happens to my sisters everytime she drinks.

OMG! I thought you knew me better than that!  I would never, even under extreme duress, mix rum with a foul substance like diet coke!   I'm up for a good troll, by have you no shame woman???:smileyvery-happy:

that would be a true sacrilege...

 

topics? how about the ridiculous and inappropriate use of "gate"

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Void Singer wrote:


Ima Rang wrote:


Jacki Silverfall wrote:

Now your just showing off. I don't find it applicable at all. Laying off the rum and diet coke might help though. This happens to my sisters everytime she drinks.

OMG! I thought you knew me better than that!  I would never, even under extreme duress, mix rum with a foul substance like diet coke!   I'm up for a good troll, by have you no shame woman???:smileyvery-happy:

that would be a true sacrilege...

 

topics? how about the ridiculous and inappropriate use of "gate"

I'm sorry, according to the Grammar thread currently underway, I have to reject your topic as you gave no consideration to puctuation prior to depressing the post publish thingamajig.  It is Grammargate 2011 :matte-motes-tongue:

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Once you go to voice, the end user receives the information with your content and therefore, they can record.  As long as one person (in this case them) has knowledge that the conversation is being recorded, it is legal.

However, them reselling it is not legal without your consent.  This does create another problem though and that is the cost to litigate.  LL will not do anything as it will require evidence to a court and that cost money...lots'o money.

When I represented Jenna Jameson in world we had to go after a few creators who where selling her voice in world as gestures.  We had great cooperation and where able to work with them easily but it still took our legal team and in the end, the cost outweighed any potential damage.

 

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May I humbly suggest "Trolling a Troll Season"? 

There must be some recognised troll out there who sadly is coming to the end of their cynical and sardonic days and as of last season their performance has sharply declined against other nastier and rising trolls and therefore needs to be put out to pastures fora new, culled, but never out to stud.

Maybe they were spotted passing an unexpected compliment somewhere, their ISP is coincidentally the same as the owner of the website, "Dress me in a tutu, spank me and call me Susan" or they incomprehensibly missed a 30 page thread titled, "Fluffy things and why we should be all really nice to each other".

There would be two options to take with such offender depending on their species classification.

Catalyst Troll. def. Highly antagonistic, able to offend a large population within minutes of posting, shows signs of intelligent life, engenders fierce debate and attracts the most reticent of posters to post.

Although obnoxious this troll clearly provides a vital function to many fora to stop them from going moribund, agreeing common consensus and forcing an intellectual response.  Therefore, they should be nurtured back to full ill health by a long extended period of exposure to hippies, care bears, socialists and be subjected to a daily litany of "You're one of us now!" delivered by an assorted congregation of religious zealots, people in nice sensible clothing, representatives of the Illuminati and the Justin Bieber Fan Club.  Within weeks said troll will see blood dripping from every "REPLY" button and fulmination and venom levels should return to wholly unacceptable levels once more.

Basement Troll. def. Illuminated only by the ghostly light of a LCD screen, predatory, likes to single out a particular target as its prey, relentless in its main-ban-alt-ban-alt-ban-alt system of hunting, is immune to the interventions of others and appears to have no known raison d'etre except to inflict the most amount of stress on another person as it can unreasonably apply.

Obviously this troll's time of reckoning has come and the blade of the Community Sword of Smite & Retribution should be as blunt or as sharp as required.  Depending on information acquired no taboo should be left untouched with this person, brain and/or **bleep** size should be ridiculed, the Urban Dictionary should be fully utilised alongside l33t speek for all applicable insults and do not forget an obligatory EPIC FAIL pic, preferably with an Emo included.  Feel no pity, as unaccountably, even though these people have never engaged in the mechanics of the gene pool their kind have developed a non-genetic system of reproduction and as one fades away into internet obscurity another will inevitably replace the basement void that they have left.


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Sy Beck wrote:

May I humbly suggest "Trolling a Troll Season"? 

There must be some recognised troll out there who sadly is coming to the end of their cynical and sardonic days and as of last season their performance has sharply declined against other nastier and rising trolls and therefore needs to be put out to
pastures
fora new, culled, but never out to stud.

Maybe they were spotted passing an unexpected compliment somewhere, their ISP is coincidentally the same as the owner of the website, "Dress me in a tutu, spank me and call me Susan" or they incomprehensibly missed a 30 page thread titled, "Fluffy things and why we should be all really nice to each other"
.

There would be two options to take with such offender depending on their species classification.

Catalyst Troll
.
def. Highly antagonistic, able to offend a large population within minutes of posting, shows signs of intelligent life, engenders fierce debate and attracts the most reticent of posters to post.

Although obnoxious this troll clearly provides a vital function to many fora to stop them from going moribund, agreeing common consensus and forcing an intellectual response.  Therefore, they
should be nurtured back to full ill health by a long extended period of exposure to hippies, care bears, socialists and be subjected to a daily litany of "You're one of us now!" delivered by an assorted congregation of religious zealots, people in nice sensible clothing, representatives of the Illuminati and the Justin Bieber Fan Club.  Within weeks said troll will see blood dripping from every "REPLY" button and fulmination and venom levels should return to wholly unacceptable levels once more.

Basement Troll
.
def.
Illuminated only by the ghostly light of a LCD screen, predatory, likes to single out a particular target as its prey, relentless in its main-ban-alt-ban-alt-ban-alt system of hunting, is immune to the interventions of others and appears to have no known raison d'etre except to inflict the most amount of stress on another person as it can unreasonably apply.

Obviously this troll's time of reckoning has come and the blade of the Community Sword of Smite & Retribution should be as blunt or as sharp as required.  Depending on information acquired no taboo should be left untouched with this person, brain and/or **bleep** size should be ridiculed, the Urban Dictionary should be fully utilised alongside l33t speek for all applicable insults and do not forget an obligatory EPIC FAIL pic, preferably with an Emo included.  Feel no pity, as unaccountably, even though these people have never engaged in the mechanics of the gene pool their kind have developed a non-genetic system of reproduction and as one fades away into internet obscurity another will inevitably replace the basement void that they have left.


OMG...I have missed you....welcome back :matte-motes-inlove:

And...I do not live in the basement!  :smileyvery-happy:

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Ima Rang wrote:


Sy Beck wrote:

May I humbly suggest "Trolling a Troll Season"? 

There must be some recognised troll out there who sadly is coming to the end of their cynical and sardonic days and as of last season their performance has sharply declined against other nastier and rising trolls and therefore needs to be put out to
pastures
fora new, culled,
but never out to stud.

...

Basement Troll
.
def.
Illuminated only by the ghostly light of a LCD screen, predatory, likes to single out a particular target as its prey, relentless in its main-ban-alt-ban-alt-ban-alt system of hunting, is immune to the interventions of others and appears to have no known raison d'etre except to inflict the most amount of stress on another person as it can unreasonably apply.


And...I do not live in the basement!

I had a more visceral reaction to: NEVER out to stud!   

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Void Singer wrote:

supposedly, you should only say good of the dead...

they're dead, good.

(cribbed from Bette Davis)

 

sorry, just had to =X

 

@Jumpy:

you aren't a troll, just an attention whore.

Attention whoring is so last year :matte-motes-big-grin-wink:

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