Quinn Morani Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Ima Rang wrote: Jacki Silverfall wrote: Now your just showing off. I don't find it applicable at all. Laying off the rum and diet coke might help though. This happens to my sisters everytime she drinks. OMG! I thought you knew me better than that! I would never, even under extreme duress, mix rum with a foul substance like diet coke! I'm up for a good troll, by have you no shame woman???:smileyvery-happy: my apologies for being late to this thread. I'm still catching up, but Ima dear, we've been over this before, haven't we? Diet Coke is most certainly not foul! Unless I run out, and then Zeke can tell you just how foul my mood will become. :matte-motes-mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Morani Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Sy Beck wrote: May I humbly suggest "Trolling a Troll Season"? There must be some recognised troll out there who sadly is coming to the end of their cynical and sardonic days and as of last season their performance has sharply declined against other nastier and rising trolls and therefore needs to be put out to pastures fora new, culled, but never out to stud. Maybe they were spotted passing an unexpected compliment somewhere, their ISP is coincidentally the same as the owner of the website, "Dress me in a tutu, spank me and call me Susan" or they incomprehensibly missed a 30 page thread titled, "Fluffy things and why we should be all really nice to each other" . There would be two options to take with such offender depending on their species classification. Catalyst Troll. def. Highly antagonistic, able to offend a large population within minutes of posting, shows signs of intelligent life, engenders fierce debate and attracts the most reticent of posters to post. Although obnoxious this troll clearly provides a vital function to many fora to stop them from going moribund, agreeing common consensus and forcing an intellectual response. Therefore, they should be nurtured back to full ill health by a long extended period of exposure to hippies, care bears, socialists and be subjected to a daily litany of "You're one of us now!" delivered by an assorted congregation of religious zealots, people in nice sensible clothing, representatives of the Illuminati and the Justin Bieber Fan Club. Within weeks said troll will see blood dripping from every "REPLY" button and fulmination and venom levels should return to wholly unacceptable levels once more. Basement Troll. def. Illuminated only by the ghostly light of a LCD screen, predatory, likes to single out a particular target as its prey, relentless in its main-ban-alt-ban-alt-ban-alt system of hunting, is immune to the interventions of others and appears to have no known raison d'etre except to inflict the most amount of stress on another person as it can unreasonably apply. Obviously this troll's time of reckoning has come and the blade of the Community Sword of Smite & Retribution should be as blunt or as sharp as required. Depending on information acquired no taboo should be left untouched with this person, brain and/or **bleep** size should be ridiculed, the Urban Dictionary should be fully utilised alongside l33t speek for all applicable insults and do not forget an obligatory EPIC FAIL pic, preferably with an Emo included. Feel no pity, as unaccountably, even though these people have never engaged in the mechanics of the gene pool their kind have developed a non-genetic system of reproduction and as one fades away into internet obscurity another will inevitably replace the basement void that they have left. That was laugh out loud funny! And off topic from the OP, I wanted to say hi, Sy. Your name is one of the ones I remember seeing a lot of on the forum back when I was a lurker. I think you were mostly gone by the time I finally jumped in and became a regular poster, so it's nice to finally "meet" you. Good to see you back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Quinn Morani wrote: my apologies for being late to this thread. I'm still catching up, but Ima dear, we've been over this before, haven't we? Diet Coke is most certainly not foul! Unless I run out, and then Zeke can tell you just how foul my mood will become. :matte-motes-mad: Heresy!!! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudolphUkka Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Maryanne Solo wrote: As soon as I see a fat Aussie I will ask them for you, Doesn't * Shane Warne fill, * or should that be * overflow, the * edges of your * ultrawide TV screens over there or is it just those channels in the * currently successful cricketing nations he * appears on nowadays? Sorry but II can't actually * remember who commented that he looks like he has swallowed a * sheep, although I do remember the * followup comment, which was too * impolite for these * forums, although it would probably have raised a confused * titter between * salad courses. *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudolphUkka Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Maryanne Solo wrote: It would certainly have been difficult to fill Suspirias shoes granted, but fortunately there's been a flood of new people with far less ablilty who can combine to make up for her loss. Is that false * modesty, or just a * honest self-awareness? *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Void Singer wrote: Quinn Morani wrote: my apologies for being late to this thread. I'm still catching up, but Ima dear, we've been over this before, haven't we? Diet Coke is most certainly not foul! Unless I run out, and then Zeke can tell you just how foul my mood will become. :matte-motes-mad: Heresy!!! =D Flame on: Is it Soda or is it Pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Soda Pop:P Also good for the new NASA Space Program:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Morani Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Perrie Juran wrote: Void Singer wrote: Quinn Morani wrote: my apologies for being late to this thread. I'm still catching up, but Ima dear, we've been over this before, haven't we? Diet Coke is most certainly not foul! Unless I run out, and then Zeke can tell you just how foul my mood will become. :matte-motes-mad: Heresy!!! =D Flame on: Is it Soda or is it Pop? SODA, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 neither, it's not good enough for such names =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Void Singer wrote: neither, it's not good enough for such names =D When it comes to the question of spit or swallow, Diet Coke I will always spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Hello Rudiness! Erm... Shane Warne & the intensely exciting sport:matte-motes-dont-cry: of cricket is for pommies hon. I am Australian. *Rudiness also wrote: Is that false * modesty, or just a * honest self-awareness? *** and.. nuu, nice try but I am not new to the Hippiestock event:matte-motes-big-grin-squint: You are starting to sound a little familiar.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Ave: Rude-olph isn't familar, he's transparent. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ima Rang Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Void Singer wrote: neither, it's not good enough for such names =D It is good for cleaning the grime off of your windsheild though. I have also used it to get rid of the tire marks in my garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Morani Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Void Singer Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 isn't there some community rule against posting about poisons? =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ima Rang wrote: Void Singer wrote: neither, it's not good enough for such names =D It is good for cleaning the grime off of your windsheild though. I have also used it to get rid of the tire marks in my garage. I heard it also makes a good spermicide, which is enough to put me off of it for life. But then there's the taste, which just clinches it. Coke Zero is better, but not by much. ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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