Charolotte Caxton Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Thank you, Sylvia. Once the marketplace page is set up to sell offer for donations st brokoli memorabilia, you will be able to purchase a copy to have for your self. In the meantime, I have developed a meditational video to pass the time while we await her return and the speedy recovery of poor Marigold. Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janelle Darkstone Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 So a few minutes before my shift ends and I can go home and devour a pint of mint chocolate ice cream, the dispatcher comes on the radio and asks if I can swing by and check out a suspicious person report. "Sure," I said tiredly. You see a lot of crazy stuff on this job, but I have to say this has to be one of the strangest, weirdest, most lunatic kooks I've ever come across since I've been on the for-- "Hi, Janelle!" "Oh, hi!", I replied, reaching for my can of mace. "She'll come back, I just know she will!" Keli appeared calm and quite content, considering she was levitating three feet off the ground munching on pistachos with what appeared to be three bags' worth of shells strewn all over the platform and the comfy-looking cushion. "Did you need something?" she asked. "Umm, yeah, uh.. we've got a report of a suspicious person ... erm, loitering ... Keli, why are you hanging around here?" "Waiting for Saint Brokoli." "...who?" I asked, trying not to step on pistachio shells. Keli looked at me. "Saint Brokoli. She appears right here on the... oh! You've never heard of Saint Brokoli? Why, here! Take this -- it's a pamphlet about 'The Church of Brokoli and Latter Day Cabbages'. It's very informative." "Keli..." I began. "And this is an issue of 'Vegetable!'; it's from 'Brokoli's Witnesses', you know those people that come around and knock on your door at 6 A.M. If you have some time I can sit down and share this with you as well." "...I have a Taser..." "Ooo! And here... have a T-shirt!" "Okay, that's it. Put down the bag of pistachios and step back off the... a T-shirt?" "It's Saint Brokoli on the front!" she exclaimed happily. "So it is. Oh, uh.. yeah. So, Keli, be sure to let me know if you see anything odd or suspicious 'round here, okay?" "Sure thing!" she replied. A slight breeze caused her to bob up and down while she busied herself prying open another pistachio with a fingernail. I got back in my patrol car and left. Yeah, I know the situation wasn't resolved, but I have a pint of mint chocolate waiting for me and, hey -- free T-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keli Kyrie Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I had the weirdest vision last night. A young seeker was complaining that the Shrine to OLPS looked like a crime scene. Having had a dream about St. Broccoli's return I quickly make my way over to the shrine to clean up for her second, oops I mean third... or is this the forth return? Leaving my vehicular offering I leave it up to Our Lady of Perpetual Silence on when she would like to return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeye Afterthought Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 flashback tothe day before before the scene was cleaned. before the lady of perpetual silence "mysteriously" disappeared this is what the area looked like. Questions now 1 where did the mysterious brokli person go? 2 is brokli a secret killer who stakes out abandoned land waiting for pos buyers and then kills them? 3 who attacked marigold (it looked suspicious to me that that broad keli was cleaning up the area while no one was around or is she a red herring)? 4 is marigold alive or dead? 5 don't look at me. I'm broccoli not red herring :matte-motes-silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Things seem to be calming down although there is a sence of loss as OLPS fails to return:( @Janelle: Any clues yet? @Keli: Nice outfit, does the maid service do parties? @eye: Who are these guys and I swear yesterday there was only one in the pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeye Afterthought Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Aaaargh I have been cloned????? (broccoli soup anyone?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Maybe this is a sign /Dee looks up, looks down, looks around, looks a bit silly:P Possibly the first of three miracles? nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janelle Darkstone Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 eyeye Afterthought wrote: 4 is marigold alive or dead? At 10:48 PM Monday, Marigold Devin was taken to a local hospital where she was pronounced dead. She was then taken to a better hospital where her condition was upgraded to "alive". She remains in critical condition at 'Our Lady Of The Occasional Miracle' Medical Center. (Fortunately, Marigold's health plan provides for her own personal nurse.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 :matte-motes-inlove: and I'm feeling better all the time. :matte-motes-inlove: ******* Now I am on the road to recovery, I have so much to catch up with. Did the Lady of Our Perpetual Silence return to the scene of the crime? Have there been any other sightings of *movie star* tagged silent followers in the neighbourhood? And is that broccoli soup that I can smell? /me waves at Alazarin (thanks for starting this thread - much fun it is - but unfortunately your mystery is not yet solved) /me turns to Janelle, can you just rub some ointment in .... there... *sighs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Glad to see you on the mend Mari:) @Janelle: There are rumours of a new group being form called "Can We Be You Patients". Mind you just a rumour, so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Levenque Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 I feel lightheaded, and dizzy. I think I need to lie down and be looked after. Some of that soup would go nicely, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Didn't I just see you dancing Dillon, nice try:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janelle Darkstone Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 ........ (I'm thinking they should just label both of us "Rated R" from now on. Why is it every thread derail we do always ends up on the icky side of PG-13?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janelle Darkstone Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Marigold spent about a week in the hospital and was checked out just today, fully recovered. To celebrate her miraculous recovery, Janelle and Marigold went to their favorite roadside picnic table and had broccoli soup, coffee and donuts and both had a wonderful, completely PG-rated time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 The tree the tree oh damn. Here we go Janelle Darkstone wrote: Marigold spent about a week in the hospital and was checked out just today, fully recovered. To celebrate her miraculous recovery, Janelle and Marigold went to their favorite roadside picnic table and had broccoli soup, coffee and donuts and both had a wonderful, completely PG-rated time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Define 'icky'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janelle Darkstone Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Venus Petrov wrote: Define 'icky'. When you're presented with a branch off the main storyline (or a really juicy opportunity for a thread derail) and you imagine story components ahead of time but don't have the good sense not to take pictures and upload them ASAP, and then later reviewing what you pictured/posted and thinking... ewww, why did I just say/do that? "icky" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Oh my goodness! I was out touring the Linden mainland in my motorhome, and what should I spy, but the double of brokli - and a *movie star* too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 And another *movie star*. This one is hiding underneath the ground, as well she might, for she is hairless and virtually naked! And another *movie star* sits on a parcel of abandoned land. Maybe they all come to life at the same time, are the great undead! One more *movie star* before my bedtime. Again sitting on abandoned land. Jussst one more - she's stuck in a floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 And the clock starts ticking again Oo:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keli Kyrie Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I saw this guy yelling at this woman "Why won't you talk to me you....." so I thought this is getting out of control so I tried to offer her a ride but she wouldn't talk to me either. Agggg Movie Stars! Then I saw your post. :smileysurprised: You don't think these are the aliens they talked about in that other thread, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Levenque Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the metaverse. Wear St. Brok tee. Check. Wear katana. Check. Hmm.... Wear Beretta. Check. What is it with the legs on these chicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I say kill all these vegatables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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