Gopi Passiflora 421 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 What did you do? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Rat Luv 1,307 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Dropped some food on the floor, picked it up and ate it But now I am paranoid she might have spat in my soup! 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Garnet Psaltery 8,007 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Nothing; she forgot to wear her glasses and mistook me for someone she fancies. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Silent Mistwalker 2,219 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 53 minutes ago, Gopi Passiflora said: What did you do? I didn't do anything. She's looking at the guy sitting behind me. And I'm about to reach out and Gibbs smack him if he doesn't quit kicking my chair. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Coffee Pancake 5,891 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Unsettling .. I came here for the food. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Bitterthorn 308 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 She poisoned my food. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Talligurl 43,529 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 I probably dated her cousin, that is the thing with living in a small town, everyone you meet knows someone you dated. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
sirhc DeSantis 441 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 And OP is off its meds again to never remember it posted this. So why does this bit of the forum exist again? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Silent Mistwalker 2,219 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 30 minutes ago, sirhc DeSantis said: And OP is off its meds again to never remember it posted this. So why does this bit of the forum exist again? So people like you us will be happy because they we have something to gripe about! 🤗 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Janet Voxel 5,948 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 (edited) /me pushes her food off to the side and leaves. I've seen Road Trip and I have a very vivid imagination! Edited March 3 by Janet Voxel 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Rowan Amore 8,429 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 I used the wrong fork? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Eddy Vortex 2,450 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 I wondered if she had slipped a few peanuts into my dish after I told her of my allergy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Orwar 19,274 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 I return the mischievous look, 'cause if she gave me food poisoning, I don't envy her for what I'm about to do to the restaurant's facilities. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
LittleMe Jewell 38,145 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 She's remembering the last time I was here and how I disappeared into the restroom for over an hour with the super hot waiter that worked here then. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Maryanne Solo 1,911 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Because the first thing I do is to reverse the "traditional" knife and fork arrangement. That's the most comfortable for me. I'm not a lefty either. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Cindy Evanier 12,917 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Grab my coat and my kids and leave. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Zzevir 1,416 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 (edited) I put my big c.ck away. I know I shouldn't bring animals in but I promised a day out to my award wining rooster. Edited March 3 by Zzevir Too may *s 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ren Toxx 870 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 I forgot to wear a bra. As usual. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Arielle Popstar 1,083 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 She obviously enjoyed herself the last time and is hoping for seconds in the storage room! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Madelaine McMasters 25,823 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 That's Margaret, she's known me for years. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ceka Cianci 8,046 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 18 hours ago, Gopi Passiflora said: What did you do? I'll walk over and ask her, is there a problem? \o/ I'm really touch and go when it comes to eating out as it is.. Throw in some waitress looking at me or my husband all goofy like, and anything is possible.. I don't enjoy restaurants ,at all.. I'd much rather feed my family at home.. hehehe 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Amina Sopwith 7,438 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 I once went out to dinner with some friends. We ordered some wine, the waiter opened the bottle for tasting and one of the guys, a very funny, down to earth bloke, took a sip and, as a joke, said, "Ugh, disgusting! Take it away!" We laughed, the waiter laughed, everyone enjoyed the joke, all good. So a few weeks later, out again, ordered wine, I decided to do the same thing. Waiter offered me the wine, I tasted it and said, "Ugh, disgusting! Take it away!" And of course nobody laughed, and the waiter was horrified and started apologising and going to get a fresh bottle, and someone asked me what the absolute frig I was playing at, and I had to apologise and explain that I had been trying to do a funny and it hadn't worked and I wasn't really a rude cow and oh my God can we please just forget this ever happened? So the waitress is probably just glad that I'm not ordering wine. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Chaser Zaks 1,305 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 (edited) Claim she is a witch and bring her to trial May we burn her? Edited March 4 by Chaser Zaks 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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