The young waitress is looking at you with a mischievous look.

[Gopi Passiflora 425]

What did you do?

[Rat Luv 1,401]

Dropped some food on the floor, picked it up and ate it 

But now I am paranoid she might have spat in my soup!

[Garnet Psaltery 8,117]

Nothing; she forgot to wear her glasses and mistook me for someone she fancies.

[Silent Mistwalker 2,380]

53 minutes ago, Gopi Passiflora said:

What did you do?

I didn't do anything. She's looking at the guy sitting behind me. And I'm about to reach out and Gibbs smack him if he doesn't quit kicking my chair.

 

[Coffee Pancake 6,373]

Unsettling .. I came here for the food.

[Bitterthorn 330]

She poisoned my food. 

[Talligurl 43,652]

I probably dated her cousin, that is the thing with living in a small town, everyone you meet knows someone you dated.

[sirhc DeSantis 456]

And OP is off its meds again to never remember it posted this.  So why does this bit of the forum exist again?

[Silent Mistwalker 2,380]

30 minutes ago, sirhc DeSantis said:

And OP is off its meds again to never remember it posted this.  So why does this bit of the forum exist again?

 

So people like you us will be happy because they we have something to gripe about! 🤗

[roseelvira 3,563]

[Janet Voxel 6,021]

/me pushes her food off to the side and leaves.

I've seen Road Trip and I have a very vivid imagination!

Edited March 3 by Janet Voxel

[Rowan Amore 9,241]

I used the wrong fork?

[Eddy Vortex 2,670]

I wondered if she had slipped a few peanuts into my dish after I told her of my allergy.

[Orwar 19,647]

   I return the mischievous look, 'cause if she gave me food poisoning, I don't envy her for what I'm about to do to the restaurant's facilities. 

[LittleMe Jewell 38,607]

She's remembering the last time I was here and how I disappeared into the restroom for over an hour with the super hot waiter that worked here then.

[Maryanne Solo 1,929]

Because the first thing I do is to reverse the "traditional" knife and fork arrangement.
That's the most comfortable for me. I'm not a lefty either.
 

[Iggy UwU 2,072]

yeet myself.

[Cindy Evanier 12,917]

Grab my coat and my kids and leave. 

[Zzevir 1,416]

I put my big c.ck away. I know I shouldn't bring animals in but I promised a day out to my award wining rooster. 

Edited March 3 by Zzevir
Too may *s

[Ren Toxx 879]

I forgot to wear a bra. As usual.

[Arielle Popstar 1,222]

She obviously enjoyed herself the last time and is hoping for seconds in the storage room!

[Madelaine McMasters 26,213]

That's Margaret, she's known me for years.

[Ceka Cianci 8,158]

18 hours ago, Gopi Passiflora said:

What did you do?

I'll walk over and ask her, is there a problem?  \o/

I'm really touch and go when it comes to eating out as it is..  Throw in some waitress looking at me or my husband all goofy like, and anything is possible.. I don't enjoy restaurants ,at all..

I'd much rather feed my family at home.. hehehe

[Amina Sopwith 7,475]

I once went out to dinner with some friends. We ordered some wine, the waiter opened the bottle for tasting and one of the guys, a very funny, down to earth bloke, took a sip and, as a joke, said, "Ugh, disgusting! Take it away!" We laughed, the waiter laughed, everyone enjoyed the joke, all good.

So a few weeks later, out again, ordered wine, I decided to do the same thing. Waiter offered me the wine, I tasted it and said, "Ugh, disgusting! Take it away!"

And of course nobody laughed, and the waiter was horrified and started apologising and going to get a fresh bottle, and someone asked me what the absolute frig I was playing at, and I had to apologise and explain that I had been trying to do a funny and it hadn't worked and I wasn't really a rude cow and oh my God can we please just forget this ever happened?

So the waitress is probably just glad that I'm not ordering wine.

[Chaser Zaks 1,319]

Claim she is a witch and bring her to trial

May we burn her?

Edited March 4 by Chaser Zaks