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The following one was in the newspaper a while ago, it also has nothing to do with cheese lol.

A duck walked into a chemist and asked for a chapstick.

The chemist asked. "Credit card or cash?"

"Neither" said the duck. "Just stick it on my bill!"

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My fav joke of all time...just a lil bit naughty.

What is the difference between a hooker, girlfriend and wife?

Hooker says "Aren't you done yet?"
Girlfriend says "Was that it?"
Wife says "Beige, I think we'll paint the ceiling beige."

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A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise.”

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