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"Hi, how R U?" "A/S/L?" Oh wait, you mean actual funny ones, not actual worst ones.  "Are you a doctor? Cos you are sure making me feel better." ("No, I'm a magician. Watch me disapp

Damn Gopi. Have you gotten that desperate?        

"Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!" Guaranteed success.

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5 hours ago, Gopi Passiflora said:

They don't have to be stuff you actually heard, just cheesy things you can think of to pick up potential partners.....

  • "Hi, how R U?"
  • "A/S/L?"

Oh wait, you mean actual funny ones, not actual worst ones. 

  • "Are you a doctor? Cos you are sure making me feel better." ("No, I'm a magician. Watch me disappear".)
  • "I love your outfit. It would look great on my bedroom floor." (It would look even better jammed down your throat.")
  • "Are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy." (No, I'm Finnish. Finnish with this conversation.")
  • "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" ("Go ahead, I need to practise hitting a moving target.")
  • "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" ("Actually it's just you. You crashed and burned.")
  • "You look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend." ("What a coincidence, you look just like the creep I turned down two seconds from now.")

 

 

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6 hours ago, Gopi Passiflora said:

They don't have to be stuff you actually heard, just cheesy things you can think of to pick up potential partners.....

"Let's mate."

Him: Walk with me, talk with me, and let's see where we end up.

(cringe cringe cringe)

 

 

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You must be an angel who just fell from Heaven,       fallen angels are demons, are you calling me a demon?

 

Sorry to get all Biblical on you guys.

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