Gopi Passiflora 391 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 They don't have to be stuff you actually heard, just cheesy things you can think of to pick up potential partners..... "Let's mate." Link to post Share on other sites
Selene Gregoire 10,265 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Damn Gopi. Have you gotten that desperate? 3 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gopi Passiflora 391 Posted April 26, 2020 Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, Selene Gregoire said: Damn Gopi. Have you gotten that desperate? What's wrong? I just wanted to make a funny topic.... Link to post Share on other sites
Selene Gregoire 10,265 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Gopi Passiflora said: What's wrong? I just wanted to make a funny topic.... I'm sorry you didn't get the joke. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gopi Passiflora 391 Posted April 26, 2020 Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, Selene Gregoire said: I'm sorry you didn't get the joke. Oh, sorry! I'm really dense. I should work on my sense of humor.... Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,900 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. Hey, is your name Barney? Cuz you're about to be Rubble. 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Selene Gregoire 10,265 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Gopi Passiflora said: Oh, sorry! I'm really dense. I should work on my sense of humor.... No worries. It was probably only funny to me. Sorry about that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,900 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Sure. Does your phone support Roman numerals? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Maitimo 11,658 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Gopi Passiflora said: They don't have to be stuff you actually heard, just cheesy things you can think of to pick up potential partners..... "Hi, how R U?" "A/S/L?" Oh wait, you mean actual funny ones, not actual worst ones. "Are you a doctor? Cos you are sure making me feel better." ("No, I'm a magician. Watch me disappear".) "I love your outfit. It would look great on my bedroom floor." (It would look even better jammed down your throat.") "Are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy." (No, I'm Finnish. Finnish with this conversation.") "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" ("Go ahead, I need to practise hitting a moving target.") "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" ("Actually it's just you. You crashed and burned.") "You look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend." ("What a coincidence, you look just like the creep I turned down two seconds from now.") 3 1 13 Link to post Share on other sites
Marigold Devin 5,672 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Gopi Passiflora said: They don't have to be stuff you actually heard, just cheesy things you can think of to pick up potential partners..... "Let's mate." Him: Walk with me, talk with me, and let's see where we end up. (cringe cringe cringe) 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Amina Sopwith 7,162 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 "Would you pull me if I'd just thrown up?" 4 Link to post Share on other sites
LyricalBookworm 2,295 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 "Did I die and go to heaven or are you a fallen angel?" Actually asked by a fellow choir member while I was at university. Made things very awkward the rest of that year. 🙄 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
TDD123 7,441 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 " No, I'm not happy to see you. That actually IS a large piece of ( whatever she seemed to notice ) " ... 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Zzevir 1,216 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 "You shod get a pet insurance because your p...y going to be destroyed. " 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
TDD123 7,441 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 @Zzevir : Not a pickup-line. More like a post-mortem quote .. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Zzevir 1,216 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, TDD123 said: @Zzevir : Not a pickup-line. More like a post-mortem quote .. How should I know never tried. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Arduenn Schwartzman 2,467 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!" Guaranteed success. 8 Link to post Share on other sites
Maryanne Solo 1,842 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Oh the sleaze who "predicts" what colour/pattern undies you have on when nightclubbing in the tropics. Because he's had a look with a little mirror behind you 1 minute before. 💣💥 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Zzevir 1,216 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 "M'Lady" tips fedora 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Talligurl 41,766 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 (edited) You must be an angel who just fell from Heaven, fallen angels are demons, are you calling me a demon? Sorry to get all Biblical on you guys. Edited April 26, 2020 by Talligurl 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Marigold Devin 5,672 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Do you know what would look really good on you? ME ! 1 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Love Zhaoying 12,380 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Hey, wanna bump uglies? 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Sardonyx Mysterious 156 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 “Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player two.” 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Caroline Whimsy 3 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Pick up, fat chance 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Selene Gregoire 10,265 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Ever play 52 Pickup? 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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