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2 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

That's a new bad pick up line, maybe. "Hey sweet cheeks, your boobs look like a brain in a jar..." 

It would probably work in Gor, though, what with brains in any kind of vessel being in such short supply.

Hey sweet cheeks, your brain looks like two boobs in a jar.

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1 hour ago, Bree Giffen said:

Saw a guy use this on a girl at a store in RL.

Guy: "Excuse me miss? I think you dropped something."
Girl: "Oh, what is it?"
Guy: "Your smile." 
Girl: *smiles*
Guy: "Oh, I see you’ve found it."

Did it work? She smiled....

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12 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Did it work? She smiled....

More importantly .. is he still smiling ?

 

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( And before anyone starts .. I actually just love this woman )

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1 minute ago, Lavaliere said:

Hey bebey, What begins with C, ends in ock, and something you want all the time?

 

A sock that matches my other sock.  I can NEVER find a matching pair.

"Sock" doesn't start with a C.

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On 4/28/2020 at 7:24 AM, Selene Gregoire said:

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=^.^= You're just the cutest laughing smiley I have ever seen. 😍🥰
You ARE coming home with me RIGHT NOW! NO excuses.
Were going to have so much naughty fun together you and I *puurrrrrs 😻
*grabs it by the hand.. walks off and looks back... *wink wink...

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