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Rachel1206 831 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 OMG!!! Marketplace down - the sky is falling - the end is near 😥 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Love Zhaoying 12,348 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Rachel1206 said: OMG!!! Marketplace down - the sky is falling - the end is near 😥 Forum was down earlier.. Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,877 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 A dyslexic walks into a bra... 1 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,669 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 things I learn about america.. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
HelgaWagner 2 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Love Zhaoying 12,348 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Akane Nacht said: things I learn about america.. Love me some henti porm! Link to post Share on other sites
Orwar 18,016 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 6 hours ago, Akane Nacht said: things I learn about america.. What I find interesting about the world, is how the most commonly viewed category of pornography in China is 'Japanese'. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
RowanMinx 5,958 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Orwar said: What I find interesting about the world, is how the most commonly viewed category of pornography in China is 'Japanese'. Exactly why there are so many 'lesbians' or bi women in SL just as I suspected. Men love watching girl on girl. Link to post Share on other sites
Ceka Cianci 7,401 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach? It’s not hard. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
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Simo Vodopan 170 Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 10/16/2020 at 7:52 AM, Orwar said: What I find interesting about the world, is how the most commonly viewed category of pornography in China is 'Japanese'. I'm more fascinated by what Russia is interested in... you'd think more of the West would be all about that hentai knowing the weeb situlation. On 10/16/2020 at 9:23 AM, RowanMinx said: Exactly why there are so many 'lesbians' or bi women in SL just as I suspected. Men love watching girl on girl. Explains so much about the Blake Sea in particular being crowded with em'... Link to post Share on other sites
Drakonadrgora Darkfold 1,572 Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. 2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? 3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. 4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! 5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking ***** from someone. 6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. 7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. 8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged. 9. How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach? It’s not hard. RELATED: These Insults And Funny Comebacks Are Golden 10. What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. 11. What’s a 6.9? Another great thing screwed up by a period. 12. How did you quit smoking? I decided to smoke only after sex. 13. What do you call a useless piece of skin on a *****? A man. 14. Do you want to hear a joke about my *****? Nevermind. You’ll never get it! 15. What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me! 16. Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels. 17. Why is masturbation just like procrastination? It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself. 18. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year. 19. What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees. RELATED: How to Talk Dirty Without Feeling Like a Creep – Fatherly 20. Knock, knock! Who’s There? *****! ***** who! Open the door and find out, *****! 21. Knock, knock! Who’s There? Tara. Tara Who? Tara McClosoff 22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not someone. Not someone who? Not someone who will get you laid. 23. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey see a condom? It’s dark in here! 24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? You eat your poo?! Gross! 25. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a clitoris? Guys don’t care. 26. What did the boyfriend say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? “It’s not what it looks like!” 27. What do clowns get turned on by? Balloon blow up dolls. 28. What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant. 29. What do you call the method of masturbating while eating Oreos? Cookies and cream. 30. Did you hear about the man who got turned into a giant *****? He was a real dick about it. 31. What does a horny frog say? Rub it. 32. My girlfriend asked me if I smoke after sex…. I said I haven’t looked. 33. A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!” 34. Sex is like a burrito, don’t unwrap or that baby’s in your lap. 35. Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box. 36. What do you call a teenager who doesn’t *****? A liar. 37. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. 38. What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman? A man will actually press and pull a microwave’s buttons and knobs. 39. The other day I was so frustrated I yelled out, “***** my life.” The neighbor heard, “***** my wife.” 40. What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes everyone go crazy? $100 bill. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,669 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 costume ideas... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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Rat Luv 812 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 My mum told me this one: Two nuns are driving down a country lane late at night when a vampire jumps onto the car Nun 1 says "Quick, show him your cross" Nun 2 says "Get off my f*****g car!" (works better over the phone 😥) 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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