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42 minutes ago, Drakonadrgora Darkfold said:

Whats the difference between sl and rl?

nothing..

they are both full of people playing at being something they are not. :P

Except for me - what you see is what you get :P 

 

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Daddy, how was I born ?
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: ‘You got Mail!’

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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

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3 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Why do cows have bells?

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...because their horns don't work!

If you have ever had one of those things sneak up on you you will understand the bells.

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