Lindal Kidd 17,917 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 No, no, Orwar. No highbrow jokes. We are doing Elephant Jokes! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Orwar 18,100 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Lindal Kidd said: No, no, Orwar. No highbrow jokes. We are doing Elephant Jokes! Aww, fine ... ... I know of an urban legend brought up in the Darwin Awards community involving a constipated elephant ..? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,917 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 How can you tell an elephant is in the ice cream shop? ...His bike is outside! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,704 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,704 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: How can you tell an elephant is in the ice cream shop? ...His bike is outside! mine went to get my wine 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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Drakonadrgora Darkfold 1,572 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 What game should you never play with an elephant? Squash!!! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Marigold Devin 5,672 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Marigold Devin 5,672 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 20 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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LittleMe Jewell 36,745 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Marigold Devin said: I'd actually start watching the political crap just to see that. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,917 Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 I'm still stuck on a theme here... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,704 Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 10/10 elephants approve this theme 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Drakonadrgora Darkfold 1,572 Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant! 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Rolig Loon 26,656 Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 9 hours ago, Drakonadrgora Darkfold said: An irrelephant! Tusk, tusk! That's a bad one. 🙃 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,917 Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 (edited) How do you hunt for elephants? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a peanut! Edited July 27, 2020 by Lindal Kidd 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Gage Wirefly 2,274 Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Drakonadrgora Darkfold 1,572 Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 A list of bad jokes that are so bad that they are funny to some people. What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi! What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill! I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto! Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o! What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop! What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid! What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff! What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk! Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing! Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in! What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef! Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back! I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie! What do you call a dangerous sun shower? A rain of terror! Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they've bagels! What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny! Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! What streets to ghosts haunt? Dead ends! What do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast! What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs! What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? "Show me the honey!" What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows. Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,917 Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Beyond groaners, Drakona! Here is my weak rejoinder... Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? ...Because of all the cheetahs! 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,704 Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Maryanne Solo 1,842 Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 An oldie 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Drakonadrgora Darkfold 1,572 Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 15 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: Beyond groaners, Drakona! Here is my weak rejoinder... Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? ...Because of all the cheetahs! I did warn at least.. 😜 Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,704 Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 and then, for no reason at all, the theme changed to anteaters 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,917 Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 4 Link to post Share on other sites
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