Lindal Kidd 17,110 Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 No, no, Orwar. No highbrow jokes. We are doing Elephant Jokes! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Orwar 15,423 Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 1 minute ago, Lindal Kidd said: No, no, Orwar. No highbrow jokes. We are doing Elephant Jokes! Aww, fine ... ... I know of an urban legend brought up in the Darwin Awards community involving a constipated elephant ..? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,110 Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 How can you tell an elephant is in the ice cream shop? ...His bike is outside! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,467 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 2 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: How can you tell an elephant is in the ice cream shop? ...His bike is outside! mine went to get my wine 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drakonadrgora Darkfold 1,272 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 What game should you never play with an elephant? Squash!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marigold Devin 5,664 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 20 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LittleMe Jewell 32,897 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 1 hour ago, Marigold Devin said: I'd actually start watching the political crap just to see that. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,110 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 I'm still stuck on a theme here... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,467 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 10/10 elephants approve this theme 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drakonadrgora Darkfold 1,272 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant! 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rolig Loon 25,861 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 9 hours ago, Drakonadrgora Darkfold said: An irrelephant! Tusk, tusk! That's a bad one. 🙃 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,110 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 (edited) How do you hunt for elephants? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a peanut! Edited July 27 by Lindal Kidd 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drakonadrgora Darkfold 1,272 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 A list of bad jokes that are so bad that they are funny to some people. What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi! What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill! I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto! Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o! What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop! What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid! What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff! What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk! Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing! Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in! What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef! Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back! I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie! What do you call a dangerous sun shower? A rain of terror! Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they've bagels! What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny! Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! What streets to ghosts haunt? Dead ends! What do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast! What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs! What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? "Show me the honey!" What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows. Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lindal Kidd 17,110 Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 Beyond groaners, Drakona! Here is my weak rejoinder... Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? ...Because of all the cheetahs! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maryanne Solo 1,527 Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 An oldie 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drakonadrgora Darkfold 1,272 Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 15 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: Beyond groaners, Drakona! Here is my weak rejoinder... Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? ...Because of all the cheetahs! I did warn at least.. 😜 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Akane Nacht 1,467 Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 and then, for no reason at all, the theme changed to anteaters 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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