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1 hour ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

i.e I'm not a dog and I've posted plenty of dog jokes.  

that would be a faux paw...

...darn it I did it again

 

speaking of dog jokes:

 

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?”

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, “Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”

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Why does an elephant paint his toenails red?

 

 

 

 

 

So  he can hide in a strawberry patch.

 

Ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

It works doesn't it?

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