Annie Nova Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Smile of the day: Just saw a burglar kicking in his own door. I ask him what he was doing. He said, "working from home" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) No laughing matter. Spanish Flu 1918. We've got it easy: Edited April 20, 2020 by Maryanne Solo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 New Reality 🙂 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSparrow Skydancer Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 12 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said: I looked into opening up a rolling bar truck.. true story 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 51 minutes ago, Tarina Sewell said: I looked into opening up a rolling bar truck.. true story Is this even POSSIBLE? I guess it must be, from the Margarita Truck picture. But it seems as if it would be terribly difficult to get a liquor license for such an enterprise. Not to mention the number of times the cops would pull you over to see if you'd been drinking and driving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSparrow Skydancer Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: Is this even POSSIBLE? I guess it must be, from the Margarita Truck picture. But it seems as if it would be terribly difficult to get a liquor license for such an enterprise. Not to mention the number of times the cops would pull you over to see if you'd been drinking and driving. private events, special events, or catering jobs are acceptable.. I am still looking into it but I think I have to have food as a main sell... I was thinking fish and chips... anyway, right now I do not have the money to buy the truck.... Edited April 20, 2020 by Tarina Sewell or italian food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Regarding Tarina's little paradiddle above...I hear bidet sales are booming. No, seriously! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evah Baxton Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 24 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: Regarding Tarina's little paradiddle above...I hear bidet sales are booming. No, seriously! Best Buy had them on "Deal of the Day" last week! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,"...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said'Holy Sh*t! A talking pig!'"The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) Marijuana is legal in Colorado - medical and recreational. There is always a huge 4-20 celebration in the main park downtown across from the Capitol. Of course, this year we are under Stay at Home orders. Therefore, this was posted today on the Denver city government FB page. It truly made me laugh. Edited April 21, 2020 by LittleMe Jewell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 6 hours ago, Tarina Sewell said: 6 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: Is this even POSSIBLE? I guess it must be, from the Margarita Truck picture. But it seems as if it would be terribly difficult to get a liquor license for such an enterprise. Not to mention the number of times the cops would pull you over to see if you'd been drinking and driving. private events, special events, or catering jobs are acceptable.. I am still looking into it but I think I have to have food as a main sell... I was thinking fish and chips... anyway, right now I do not have the money to buy the truck.... Apparently it is in Texas - or at least in Houston. There is a truck that will deliver frozen cocktails to you - delivery free with purchase of food. Interestingly enough, the only food on the menu in this article is Chips & Salsa and House Made Potato Chips. Heck, I'd order some chips & salsa for $6 in order to get a few frozen cocktails delivered. https://crafty.diply.com/127248/adult-ice-cream-truck-in-houston-delivers-frozen-cocktails-right 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seicher Rae Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 On 4/19/2020 at 1:01 PM, LittleMe Jewell said: I got my hand slapped for hate speech by posting something similar... seriously. It took me a while, minutes of looking at my post and muttering wtf? before I saw it. Someone was apparently bored that day and had to complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheriColette Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said: I got my hand slapped for hate speech by posting something similar... seriously. It took me a while, minutes of looking at my post and muttering wtf? before I saw it. Someone was apparently bored that day and had to complain. How in the world could that be interpreted as hate speech? Wow, just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says... “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” Edited April 21, 2020 by Lindal Kidd 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregorian Chant Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 53 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said: How in the world could that be interpreted as hate speech? Wow, just wow. Beats me. Guess they were really, reallly reaching hard to claim bias against those of illegitimate birth. I dunno. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seicher Rae Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said: How in the world could that be interpreted as hate speech? Wow, just wow. 1 hour ago, Gregorian Chant said: Beats me. Guess they were really, reallly reaching hard to claim bias against those of illegitimate birth. I dunno. Nope, the hate speech is not about those of illegitimate births. If you look at the second syllable of the original word, it is a politically incorrect slur against people with intellectual disabilities... And yeah, totally out of context, etc. in an obvious attempt to write a no-no word about illegitimacy. But yep, it is there on my profile thingie, 0 points for a hand slapping for hate speech. Which keeping on topic for this thread, once I realized what my horrendous behavior was, and I got finished shaking my head and rolling my eyes, had me laughing and laughing and feeling kind of sorry for whoever it was who decided to complain about it. ETA: Oh. I just looked at my profile thingie and it is actually 0 points for Abusive Behavior. The email/note I had that went with it was for hate speech as the abuse. Edited April 21, 2020 by Seicher Rae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 58 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said: Nope, the hate speech is not about those of illegitimate births. If you look at the second syllable of the original word, it is a politically incorrect slur against people with intellectual disabilities... And yeah, totally out of context, etc. in an obvious attempt to write a no-no word about illegitimacy. But yep, it is there on my profile thingie, 0 points for a hand slapping for hate speech. Which keeping on topic for this thread, once I realized what my horrendous behavior was, and I got finished shaking my head and rolling my eyes, had me laughing and laughing and feeling kind of sorry for whoever it was who decided to complain about it. ETA: Oh. I just looked at my profile thingie and it is actually 0 points for Abusive Behavior. The email/note I had that went with it was for hate speech as the abuse. I'll blank out the ST next time instead of the AS. I simply blanked a couple of letters so that I wouldn't get in trouble for cussing -- cuz I've had that hand slap before. Some people have too much time on their hands. *sigh* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 This one is actually a RL story, but the stupidity of criminals is often so comical - and this one made me really laugh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gregorian Chant Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Seicher Rae said: Nope, the hate speech is not about those of illegitimate births. If you look at the second syllable of the original word, it is a politically incorrect slur against people with intellectual disabilities... And yeah, totally out of context, etc. in an obvious attempt to write a no-no word about illegitimacy. But yep, it is there on my profile thingie, 0 points for a hand slapping for hate speech. Which keeping on topic for this thread, once I realized what my horrendous behavior was, and I got finished shaking my head and rolling my eyes, had me laughing and laughing and feeling kind of sorry for whoever it was who decided to complain about it. ETA: Oh. I just looked at my profile thingie and it is actually 0 points for Abusive Behavior. The email/note I had that went with it was for hate speech as the abuse. The joke's on them when they tried to nail you on the supposed hate speech when their soul is full of it. Haters always gonna hate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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