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6 minutes ago, Tolya Ugajin said:

that was hookers, and there is nothing dishonorable about paying a beautiful Russian hooker ti give you a golden shower.

That's true... so why does he continue to lie about the existence of the pee tape? 

I'm not convinced it actually exists, but it makes me happy to think it does...

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4 minutes ago, Tolya Ugajin said:

Maybe Melania is bad at watersports?

For some reason I think she would be very good at it and it's just the sort of thing to land a closet-submissive rich husband. 

Interviewer: How did you ever convince Donny to leave Marla and marry you?

Melly: Vas simple... I peed on him. 

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