Artorius Constantine Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Ok, three guys go skiing. The resort is booked so they have to split a single room and share a bed. They wake up and the guy on the left side recants a dream he just had. "I dreamt I got a hand job!" Guy on the right chimes in "huh, me too?" Dude in the middle looks confused and says "That's weird, I had a dream that I was skiing." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One two three”, the other “Un deux trois”. Which cat won? “One two three” because “Un deux trois cat sank”. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 5 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horus Salubrius Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 21 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said: it's funny because it's true 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 A lady in the store tried convincing my daughter to buy a doll because dinosaurs are for boys. So my five year old roared at her. I'm not even embarrassed. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 6 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/toddler-grooves-to-the-beat-of-street-drummer-s-performance/vi-AA174HFD?cvid=d3c8fcfee5f9427ebc783b32efe454b2 Ha ha made you smile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Orwar said: It doesn't make sense to others, but when we are "speaking" the dates, we say the month first: February 4th, 2023 So we abbreviate the same way: 02/04/2023 If we said 4th February 2023, then DD/MM/YYYY might make more sense to us, but we don't talk that way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 10 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said: It doesn't make sense to others, but when we are "speaking" the dates, we say the month first: February 4th, 2023 So we abbreviate the same way: 02/04/2023 If we said 4th February 2023, then DD/MM/YYYY might make more sense to us, but we don't talk that way. Those of us who are ex-military do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scylla Rhiadra Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Chinese spy balloons? Pah! That's nothing . . . 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I copied this from @Neill McCullough(as was). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's laundry day here. A tip I read said a bed benefits from a good air. I felt rather silly singing Danny Boy to it, though. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 8 hours ago, Scylla Rhiadra said: Chinese spy balloons? Pah! That's nothing . . . Mary Poppins, is that you? 🤭 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 9 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: Those of us who are ex-military do. Only some -- my husband doesn't talk that way anymore and he was in for 12 years. Now my son will sometimes say dates with the month first. He's not been out as long as my husband has, so some of his military ways are still with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I'll never be a good example, so i might as well be a fabulous warning. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Men over 30 in skinny jeans: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 If I am a security guard at a Samsung store. Does that make me a Guardian of the Galaxy? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 true in a way 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 A woman came into work with a new tattoo, and her colleagues were all curious about what the Chinese writing on her wrist meant. She explained that she had just become an aunt, and that the characters were Mandarin for the concept of her loving her new born niece. One day she met with a Chinese client of the company, who looked quite taken aback when she reached her hand out to shake his. "I'm sorry", she said, "I didn't think shaking my hand would offend you". The client replied, "Not so much the handshake, as the word 'paedophile' printed on it!" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leora Greenwood Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 One of my kids, who is a meteorologist, had a Chinese symbol tattooed on her lower back when she was a young teen. I don't remember now what we thought it meant then but she was very annoyed later to hear that it meant "wind", LOLOL. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 20 minutes ago, Leora Greenwood said: One of my kids, who is a meteorologist, had a Chinese symbol tattooed on her lower back when she was a young teen. I don't remember now what we thought it meant then but she was very annoyed later to hear that it meant "wind", LOLOL. One of my favourite tattoo sets in SL that I'll sometimes wear on my alt unfortunately has the word 'breathe' in the format of a tramp stamp on it. I really should go find a new tattoo some day .. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 44 minutes ago, Leora Greenwood said: One of my kids, who is a meteorologist, had a Chinese symbol tattooed on her lower back when she was a young teen. I don't remember now what we thought it meant then but she was very annoyed later to hear that it meant "wind", LOLOL. Fun Fact: The "Digital Rain" effect from the Matrix is a Japanese Sushi recipe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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