Love Zhaoying Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Seen on multiple sites: How come the mother never has to take a paternity test? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Huntsman Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Love Zhaoying said: Seen on multiple sites: How come the mother never has to take a paternity test? Has someone actually asked that? Do they know what the word Paternity means? Lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Just now, Sammy Huntsman said: Has someone actually asked that? Do they know what the word Paternity means? Lol Exactly. Well, TBH the joke may usually be worded "DNA test" but the point is the same: no test is needed for the mother (because the baby came from her). Unless she stole it, or it was adopted or switched, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Huntsman Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Just now, Love Zhaoying said: Exactly. Well, TBH the joke may usually be worded "DNA test" but the point is the same: no test is needed for the mother (because the baby came from her). Unless she stole it, or it was adopted or switched, of course. There is another reason why, there was this case where the mother was a chimera and the baby was not her genetic match. So basically she went through hell for years, until they found out she was infact a chimera. https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/case-lydia-fairchild-and-her-chimerism-2002 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sammy Huntsman said: There is another reason why, there was this case where the mother was a chimera and the baby was not her genetic match. So basically she went through hell for years, until they found out she was infact a chimera. https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/case-lydia-fairchild-and-her-chimerism-2002 Sure! But you get it, my post was just about dumb people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Huntsman Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Just now, Love Zhaoying said: Sure! But you get it, my post was just about dumb people. Oh I know, I just wanted to add that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said: Seen on multiple sites: How come the mother never has to take a paternity test? Go back and ask them what a tree is made of and see how many say wood.. hehehehehe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Omg, I was looking at that new channel I found and the videos are just so funny.. This one reminds me of my two oldest.. They are always messing with each other.. The one in the black t-shirt would be the oldest, which messes with both of the other two.. This is how so many fights that my boys get into,get started in the house over just messing with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 (edited) The government hides alien attacks from us, going back decades. These attacks sometimes happened at large public gatherings. In the 1970's at a Who concert, an alien attack prompted national security experts to activate specially trained giant Mastiffs using a dogwhistle, but the dogs were ineffective. The defenders needed something much larger than the giant Mastiff dogs. Luckily, the band had an Entwistle. Edited June 22, 2022 by Love Zhaoying I wrote this so it must be true. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Roses are red most email is spam.. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardy Lay Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Akane Nacht said: Roses are red most email is spam.. That cat is a whole pork butt. I wanna see it climb a real tree. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 (edited) LL Announces Premium PLUS - A Play in One Act (The scene opens to two LL employees. One is distraught.) LL employee #1: "OMG OMG OMG whatamIgonna do, I messed up bad.." LL employee #2: "Calm down, calm down, what's wrong? It can't be all that bad!" LL employee #1: "But you don't understand, I promised Preemium Ploos a long time ago for 'SOON' and SLB19 is here, and I think 'SOON' is now, you know like in the song.." LL employee #2: "What the heck are you talking about? What song?!?" LL employee #1: "Are you kidding? How Soon Is Now?, the classic by "The Smiths"! Oh right, you're a millenial.." LL employee #2: "Never mind that, you promised them what?!? Preemium Ploos? That's bad!" LL employee #1: "I know, OMG OMG OMG!" LL employee #2: "OMG!" LL employee #1: "I have an idea, let's throw a bunch of stuff against the wall, and call it..wait for it..Premium Plus!" LL employee #2: "Isn't that what we normally do? Wait, not 'PLOOS', but now you're calling it 'PLUS'? What gives?" LL employee #1: "That's part of my solution! By calling it the 'real name', we've got extra plausible deniability.." LL employee #2: "Whatever, but everyone knows, 'SOON' never actually gets here.." LL employee #1: "You really should listen to the song!" LL employee #2: * laughs * LL employee #1: * laughs * (Scene) Edited June 22, 2022 by Love Zhaoying This play was unable to secure the support of the usual sponsor, "The Second Life No-Fault Teleport Home Insurance Company" due to its controversial nature. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 5 hours ago, Ardy Lay said: That cat is a whole pork butt. I wanna see it climb a real tree. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Akane Nacht said: Roses are red most email is spam.. This reminds me of the following clip, which was part of a repeating loop of old clips at Disney's Hollywood Studios theme park (Orlando), at the "50's Prime Time Cafe". Start watching at about 6:35. At 7:50, Joan polishes a Ham in her fridge, because she's on a diet and can't resist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: LL employee #1: "That's part of my solution! By calling it the 'real name', we've got extra plausible deniability.." Would that be ploosible deniability? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 I'm glad Groku decided not to continue his Jedi training. It costs an arm and a leg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Sleeping with your patients is highly immoral - especially if you're a veterinarian! @Krystina Ferraris 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystina Ferraris Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Orwar said: Sleeping with your patients is highly immoral - especially if you're a veterinarian! @Krystina Ferraris Hides Bobby under the duvet 😬 Sorry Orwar, you were saying? Oh yes, terrible going-ons with some vets! Highly unethical, they should be struck off the register! ☝️ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Alpha Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 (edited) Edited June 24, 2022 by Solo Alpha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 When you decide to "poop-post" regardless of the consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 I saw this picture on Facebook, a friend commented: "Took her long enough!" My reply: "The Ghostbusters had to come out of retirement." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cariboustag Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Me too, spooky horse puppet. Me too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 The Swedish Health Administration were worried about dehydration due to the very warm weather in the midsummer weekend, so they released a statement for people to drink more than usual. Well, if the health administration wills it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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