CaithLynnSayes Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 I don't know why my credit score is so low All of my bills say i'm outstanding 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 That's a modernization of the old, "I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 29 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: That's a modernization of the old, "I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left!" "Can I pay my visa bill with my MasterCard?" is another. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardy Lay Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: "Can I pay my visa bill with my MasterCard?" is another. BLARGH! Credit card banks used to hound me incessantly to accept "balance transfer checks" from them so they could take my business away from other credit card banks. Oddly, I wasn't carrying a balance on any 'credit cards'. The moment I paid off my home mortgage (Latin for death grip) the scoundrels downgraded my credit rating and stopped hounding me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 🤔 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 8 hours ago, Ardy Lay said: The moment I paid off my home mortgage (Latin for death grip) the scoundrels downgraded my credit rating Wait...you mean after paying faithfully every month for 30 years, they DOWNGRADED your credit rating!? Somebody needs to take their algorithms out and shoot them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 (edited) ..Dad?!? (Current "Editors' Picks") Edited May 25, 2022 by Love Zhaoying 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 First I saw the attached picture on Gay Pride, then the picture from in the metaverse story..it is easy to confuse the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulsian Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 7 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: First I saw the attached picture on Gay Pride, then the picture from in the metaverse story..it is easy to confuse the two. scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Dimitri Martin is so hilarious.. I've watched a few of his shows and he just keeps me laughing.. you get enough time to calm down , then he hits you with another.. His humor is really unique, like a guy that doesn't have anything else to do in life but over think things.. It makes for a hilarious time. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 I haven't really been keeping up with the trial, but I will look at some short clips that might pop up from time to time.. This one, I didn't really pay too much attention to the title, I seen Amber in the title and then clicked.. Then after a little bit I was like........... OMG LOL!! How Johnny Depp kept a straight face, I'll never know.. How ironic.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 9 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: Never let a good virtue signal go to waste. But i wonder if it'll be the same like it is every year. No change whatsoever to the logos of the Middle East divisions of these companies. I'd like to see some keyboard warriors screech about that this year.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Netflix: Hey, do you want to watch a 10 hour long movie? Me: Are you nuts!? No way! Netflix: What if I split it up in 1 hour episodes? Me: Heck yes, I'll bench watch that! 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, CaithLynnSayes said: Netflix: Hey, do you want to watch a 10 hour long movie? Me: Are you nuts!? No way! Netflix: What if I split it up in 1 hour episodes? Me: Heck yes, I'll bench watch that! I did that with Queens Gambit.. Also with The umbrella corp. Come to think of it, I did that with The Ranch too! Uh Oh O.O 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Just now, Ceka Cianci said: I did that with Queens Gambit.. Also with The umbrella corp. Come to think of it, I did that with The Ranch too! Uh Oh O.O They know how to get you. And me, and everyone! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 I should have been a mathematician, I spent so many years trying to solve for Ex's! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 hour ago, CaithLynnSayes said: They know how to get you. And me, and everyone! The first two shows were worth it though.. The Ranch , not so much.. It really became a soap opera more than anything. When they got rid of Rooster, that's probably about all that they could do with it then.. Rooster made a lot of that show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Have you ever noticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today i'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom. 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Me: I'm heading out to escort the canine on a jaunty trek about the neighborhood. My husband: Why don't you just say you're going to walk the dog? Dog: *goes absolutely nuts* 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 I thought this was kind of funny.. I mean if this was really what they did, shouldn't they be showing the backs of their heads on the movie screen? hehehe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Elephants are not allowed to ride bicycles because they don't have thumbs to ring the bell. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardy Lay Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 49 minutes ago, CaithLynnSayes said: Elephants are not allowed to ride bicycles because they don't have thumbs to ring the bell. This will have to do then, I suppose: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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