Tolya Ugajin Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 I'm feeling morbid today, so I came up with this as perhaps the first post I ever created. Perhaps it will get some ghosts to come out of the woodwork to write an obituary for former avatars, or it could just be a fun exercise for folks to talk about their lives in SL and what they'd want to be remembered for. Besides, reading obituaries is a sure sign we're getting old. Tolya Ugajin, age 84, passed to his reward Friday, succumbing to his long and noble battle with sexual addiction. This cantankerous curmudgeon had withdrawn to a hermit's life since turning 50, only occasionally venturing into public to buy adult magazines and proclaim "DOOM UPON US ALL! THE BORG ARE NIGH!" in the public square. He is survived by his wife, Huney, assuming she is still alive, as she has been seen even less frequently over the last 34 years. They had no children that Mr. Ugajin was aware of. Mr. Ugajin was best knows for his House of Ugajin library, art gallery, and den of debauchery and depravity. Rumour has it Prok is interred there in the ruins, beneath where the pink Saint Andrews cross used to stand. He was also known for hosting the biggest balls on SL. Funeral arrangements have been made for next Tuesday. He will be laid to rest in an abandoned field on Zindra. AC/DC has been hired to play for the remembrance gathering afterwards, which will be held at the Beaux Arts Gallery, Xaara. Guests are asked to make a donation to the Hillary For President 2020 committee. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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