Things that sound normal in SL, but creepy as hell in RL.

[Amina Sopwith]

It's generally all the body parts stuff, isn't it? I still get a bit jarred internally when I have to talk about heads, skins, eyes and so on. It's like being in some sort of Silence of the Lambs alternative universe.

[DonnaDK]

If I walked into a pub and saw people dancing  in perfect sync and the DJ shouted "Welcome (my RL name)!" through a megaphone, that would...really freak me out...

 

[Tari Landar]

Let's play with my deformer...

It gets increasingly creepy when you add a visual, so...

And yes I AM riding a turtle there...

[SpiritSparrow Skydancer]

3 hours ago, Fritigern Gothly said:

"I arrived ten minutes ago, and everyone still look naked and headless to me!"

story of my sl existence. .

 

Excuse me, did you know your body is transparent and all I see are your eyeballs?

 

 

This is a funny thread.

 

 

[Lindal Kidd]

3 hours ago, Adamburp Adamczyk said:

I collect toilets.

Now, that one is creepy in both RL and SL!

• Help me test out this sex bed

[Selene Gregoire]

We were having sex on the ironing board and it broke.

 

Not the ironing board.

[Seicher Rae]

I was trying to pick up a shopping bag and accidentally picked up and removed the floor instead, so I fell 2000 m.

I like watching me fall from great heights.

I don't know what happened, but the next thing I knew my entire house was pink.

Oh, and "I'm an orange cloud!"

Edited November 11, 2019 by Seicher Rae

[Lindal Kidd]

Click on this refrigerator and it will eat you!

[Kimmi Zehetbauer]

1 hour ago, Selene Gregoire said:

We were having sex on the ironing board and it broke.

Not the ironing board.

Least it's not a foot board!

[FairreLilette]

1) My nails keep flying off.

2) I'm sick and tired of wardrobe malfunctions.  

[Syo Emerald]

"There is a visable line on my neck between my head and body" 

Imagine how scary that would be, if such a line suddenly appeared on your skin in RL. 

[Lindal Kidd]

I can't see my feet.

(Actually, this has two very different meanings in RL and SL)

[Luna Bliss]

Luna I had to return some plants to you because they were screaming.   (I had placed some creepy monster plants on her land, forgetting to turn off the screaming monster sound)  lol

[Miakis Littlepaws]

Balls Removed

(Often seen on furniture that uses poseballs when you click stop)

[ClariceRose]

Sim Announcer: There will be less lag if you remove your private parts. 

Remove your feet to fit in those boots. 

I can't wear panties with this dress.

I'll make my boobs bigger later. 

I'll just make them all jelly dolls.

I had to derender most of the décor. 

There are upgrades out for my head, have to get it. 

 

[Mariska Lysette]

When your Plantpet is ready to produce a seed, saying: "Give baby". That looks really odd to anyone in local chat listening distance in SL 😕

[Syo Emerald]

I think I will buy one or two tigers and let them roam my garden.

[Fritigern Gothly]

I'm trying to decide which body I will get.

[Chalky White]

On 11/10/2019 at 2:36 PM, Ceka Cianci said:

No you don't actually sit on the horse..You have to wear the horse..

Not any more. Research it.

[Amanda Crisp]

“Excuse me, but can you make your VJayJay stop shouting ?

[Amanda Crisp]

“Why yes, this is an original cat cannon. It really livens up a party”

[Janet Voxel]

“I wore my pants and my head detached.”

[HeathcliffMontague]

"Have you ever tried naked motorcycle riding?"

"Yes. But the scripts in my d**k slowed me down too much."

[Kimmi Zehetbauer]

I wore my guitar and my dress went away!

[Odaks]

On 11/11/2019 at 3:26 AM, Seicher Rae said:

I was trying to pick up a shopping bag and accidentally picked up and removed the floor instead, so I fell 2000 m.

I am so glad to hear that I'm not the only idiot to have done that!