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Things that sound normal in SL, but creepy as hell in RL.


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Are my nipples on straight?
I can see your brain.
My arms disappeared!
I'm stuck in a wall.
Touch my butt to dance.
You're hovering above the floor.
Let me just change my skin and I'll be ready to go.
I crashed my plane into someone's backyard!
Can I sit on the panda bears?
Dude, you grew boobs! or the other version, Dude, you're a woman now!  (oh ruth...we love you, never change, chica)
Your feet are poking through your shoes.
I just deleted my house!
I can't move until the scenery shows up.
Wear a collar to cover your neck seam.
Your rabbits are in the lake again, dear.
Let me just rez you some furniture.
Can you come here and test this tub before I sell it?
Just de-render that ugly building..
I promise you won't drown if you just walk right into the lake. 

 

I may or may not have said some of these in rl as well, to people who may or may not be familiar with sl. 

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@Tari Landar, that just about sums the entire fiasco up quite nicely! But, the really creepy thing about it all, that you touched on in your last sentence, is the "converse creepiness" factor. The number of times I've alt_clicked on an ordinary picture (outside of SL) is getting quite frightening!

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20 minutes ago, Odaks said:

@Tari Landar, that just about sums the entire fiasco up quite nicely! But, the really creepy thing about it all, that you touched on in your last sentence, is the "converse creepiness" factor. The number of times I've alt_clicked on an ordinary picture (outside of SL) is getting quite frightening!

lol yep

The scenery one is something I say all the time, or some version of it. In my case it's actually applicable, I really can't see the scenery around me most of the time, lol. My kids have gotten used to saying "rezzed in yet?" in rl, lmao. 

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"*SIGH* Nope, this hair is no good, my boobs are poking through it."

"Sorry, no, you can't take off your underwear, it is part of your skin."

"I can't seem to match the color of my vag to the rest of my body!"

'I can't wait to meet you, mommy!' -- "Sorry, forgot to mute my tummy."

"Who set this weird title on me?"

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-No you can't remove your brows, they're painted on.

-You'll have to replace your teeth with the ones in the box.

-Your nipples are poking through your shirt.

-Did my hair come off again?

-My clothes are right there, what do you mean I'm naked?

-No, your brows aren't gone forever, you just need to put the eyeshadow on a different face.

-If you want to smile, you have to buy the expression.

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