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No easy way to bring this up so I'll dive straight in. Why doesn't Second Life automatically give males a schmeckle? Seems like discrimination to me, you tell me it's my world my imagination...well I'm a man and I don't even have a "manhood" unless I pay for it. Too much money to spend on appearance and expensive clothes, now I have to direct my hard earned dollar towards a schmeckle too? Second Life needs to stop creating these eunuchs, also think of the ladies disappointment. 

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5 minutes ago, yakub777 said:

think of the ladies disappointment. 

That's nothing compared to the disappointment when you whip out your Linden.

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5 minutes ago, Kyrah Abattoir said:

What's a schmeckle ?

Its what he would use to shtup with

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55 minutes ago, yakub777 said:

Why doesn't Second Life automatically give males a schmeckle?

Because Second Life doesn't give anyone genitals by default. Might not be as obvious with female avatars, but they don't come with private parts either. I remember some starter avatars back in the day even had painted on underwear on their skins.

58 minutes ago, yakub777 said:

Seems like discrimination to me, you tell me it's my world my imagination...well I'm a man and I don't even have a "manhood" unless I pay for it.

Having your specific imagination for how your avatar should be equiped not fullfilled right out of the box is not discrimination. "Your world, your imagination" refers to the fact, that you can make your imagination come true in Second Life. Of course since many people do want to go past the "Ken doll" look, some talented people started making gentials. Thats not different from anything else we attach to our avatars and which isn't given to us by default. There are probably some cheap or free ones around, but as with everything it might not be the top tier of its category, if its free.

1 hour ago, yakub777 said:

also think of the ladies disappointment

I think we will learn to cope with that harsh reality. ;)

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1 hour ago, yakub777 said:

No easy way to bring this up so I'll dive straight in. Why doesn't Second Life automatically give males a schmeckle?

Simple!  If they did that, they'd have to make it adjustable with the Appearance sliders.  And that would make the Appearance controls Adult Content.

We cannot risk exposing 16 year olds to the fact that they have a schmekle!

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Just now, Gittrika Mint said:

No probs...get a freenis 🙈

NO NO NO NEVER DO THIS.   Nothing at all is better than those

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1 hour ago, yakub777 said:

Second Life needs to stop creating these eunuchs, also think of the ladies disappointment. 

I know, I hate Gor too.

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Because  the Ken doll/   G I JOE dolls super heros  wresling buddies  never had one .

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5 minutes ago, roseelvira said:

Because  the Ken doll/   G I JOE dolls super heros  wresling buddies  never had one .

My son's superhero figures don't have them either. Believe me, I've looked.

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Thank guys. I needed the laugh after trying to get my outlook account unlocked because MS locked it for no freaking reason other than I tried to use it for the first time in months last night. >:(

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This way you can get what ever type of schmeckle you like and even change it.
Dragon schmeckle, alien schmeckle, human schmeckle, <type here what ever you want>  schmeckle, etc.

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4 hours ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

Do you really want a system pecker? Just say no to Linden logs! 

Oh, jeepers, Pepsi all over the monitor AND the keyboard AND my jeans.  STOP BEING SO FUNNY!

Oh...where should we send your Internet?

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6 hours ago, yakub777 said:

No easy way to bring this up so I'll dive straight in. Why doesn't Second Life automatically give males a schmeckle? Seems like discrimination to me, you tell me it's my world my imagination...well I'm a man and I don't even have a "manhood" unless I pay for it. Too much money to spend on appearance and expensive clothes, now I have to direct my hard earned dollar towards a schmeckle too? Second Life needs to stop creating these eunuchs, also think of the ladies disappointment. 

It basically means,All users are limited only by themselves, their imagination and their creativity.

You are given a slate to work with and a set of tools. all the schmeckle's in this world were created by another user..LL never gave anyone any bit's..just the tools to work with to make whatever you can imagine..

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And unlike the real world you get to test drive all the schmeckles your heart desires without having to commit to just one! *cough* (yes, that could have been worded differently, but so be it).The benefit to being schmeckleless is that you get to choose what fits you best, whether that the SL standard tree-trunk schmeckle or less-known pecker-schmeckle, or infinitely coloured schmeckles as others have said available in a wide variety of shapes and sizes and species. There's even schmeckles that enable procreation here in the virtual realms because pregnancy is a big thing (pun intended?)in SL too. Choosing your own has to be better than just being lumbered with the schmeckle that genetics gave you? Beyond that, I guarantee that if there was a stock-standard schmeckle for all male avatars the option provided would offend someone. Because some would want the skull-penetrating-schmeckle, and some wouldn't want any schmeckle at all! 😲🤨🤭

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10 minutes ago, RaeLeeH said:

And unlike the real world you get to test drive all the schmeckles your heart desires without having to commit to just one! *cough* (yes, that could have been worded differently, but so be it).The benefit to being schmeckleless is that you get to choose what fits you best, whether that the SL standard tree-trunk schmeckle or less-known pecker-schmeckle, or infinitely coloured schmeckles as others have said available in a wide variety of shapes and sizes and species. There's even schmeckles that enable procreation here in the virtual realms because pregnancy is a big thing (pun intended?)in SL too. Choosing your own has to be better than just being lumbered with the schmeckle that genetics gave you? Beyond that, I guarantee that if there was a stock-standard schmeckle for all male avatars the option provided would offend someone. Because some would want the skull-penetrating-schmeckle, and some wouldn't want any schmeckle at all! 😲🤨🤭

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37 minutes ago, Kyrah Abattoir said:

"Over 34 different sizes"

How come I only ever saw one.............. HUMONGOUS

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hahahahaha it's just that word...schmeckel...i can't even...

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3 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

How come I only ever saw one.............. HUMONGOUS

Stop hanging out at those hubs and see the other 33!

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