Nika Talaj Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 News flash: Beth Macbain was adjusting Patch's balls and made him drop 20 regions! Really! OH QUICK somebody run and pick them up! I hope that pretty waterfall in the pickle wasn't broken! Go ahead, peeps, post your news flashes about ... oh ... what's going to actually be on the bottom tip of the pickle? Inspired by Beth's hilarious post in the "When did ..." Quote Chasing the Dragon If Patch so much as shifts and lifts, someone is going to read some deeper meaning into it and start speculating that he's about to release 20 regions simultaneously, and then someone is going to read that and report that Patch is definitely going to be releasing 20 regions simultaneously, then that is going to morph into someone saying Patch said he was absolutely going to release 20 regions simultaneously, all because he adjusted his balls. These balls, you dirty birds... 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I LOVE IT! We need something to replace the Belliserrian newspaper, right?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Nika Talaj said: Inspired by Beth's hilarious post in the "When did ..." Ugh - I stopped reading that thread regularly days ago. Now I have to go figure out what her post was all about. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Just now, LittleMe Jewell said: Ugh - I stopped reading that thread regularly days ago. Now I have to go figure out what her post was all about. Patch’s balls. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Tamalyn Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Beth Macbain said: Patch’s balls. Which really deserve a thread of their own. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Beth Macbain said: Patch’s balls. Yeah, I figured it all out eventually, after reading your post carefully and checking your link. Since I am not playing the catch & release game or the refresh game or whatever it is that folks are doing, the thread has mostly become quite boring to me. Thus I seldom read it anymore. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Tamalyn Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said: Yeah, I figured it all out eventually, after reading your post carefully and checking your link. Since I am not playing the catch & release game or the refresh game or whatever it is that folks are doing, the thread has mostly become quite boring to me. Thus I seldom read it anymore. You are either the wisest of us all, or have the most self-control. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elora Lunasea Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Geez stop reading a forum for a few days and all hell breaks loose 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Elora Lunasea said: Geez stop reading a forum for a few days and all hell breaks loose I am Satan, it seems. Or satin. Possibly Batman. Satanic Batman in satin? Something like that anyway... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moles Quartz Mole Posted September 13, 2019 Moles Share Posted September 13, 2019 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Quartz Mole said: ❤️ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elora Lunasea Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 33 minutes ago, Beth Macbain said: I am Satan, it seems. Or satin. Possibly Batman. Satanic Batman in satin? Something like that anyway... Your world, etc. 😋 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morena Tully Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I overheard that this gal's boss has a daughter who is best friends with some girl who found out from an Ancestry DNA test she's third cousins with a janitor who works the night shift 2 blocks away from LL headquarters. He told her (the best friend of the one lady's boss' daughter) that he heard the Lab is hatching a plan, where on the second Tuesday of each month, at the stroke of midnight, all LH owners will randomly be assigned different homes. All of them! Can you imagine?!? A big shuffle! Obviously it's true, considering the info was gotten from the source, almost. 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckey Jigsaw Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armani223 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 🤢🤮 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 10 hours ago, Armani223 said: 🤢🤮 Do you need some Pepto, dear? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Here's a new rumor... High above the homes in Bellisseria is a little hidden pond, and within this little hidden pond lives a happy little introverted Angelfish. She spends her days swimming around her secret little pond, warmed by the sun's rays shining down on her, happily protected by her Linden master, one @Kona Linden, a fierce creature who is most definitely NOT to be trifled with. One day, a Friday in September, as rumor would have it, this very contented little Angelfish was happily splooshing around her pond when she heard a great thundering of hooves approaching. Introverted, yes, but still curious, she lifted herself up on her little fins to peek over the top of her pond and saw a giantess rapidly approaching on horseback. Hoping to go unnoticed, she dived beneath the surface again, but it was too late. The interloping giantess had spotted her bubbles! The interloping giantess was also overcome with curiosity, and rode her horse, Henry, as close as possible without actually stepping in the pond, and peered beneath the surface to watch the now-frightened wee Angelfish. Unaware of the power she wielded, the giantess inadvertently touched the tiny fish... and a terrible thing happened! Terrible! Our heroine... our beautiful little Red Shoulder Angelfish found she could no longer swim! She froze right in her spot, fins working so hard attempting to move through her pond with the fluid grace bestowed upon her by her master, Kona, but the evil, wicked giantess had stolen her ability to move! Rumor has it that this now-sad little fishie is still desperately attempting to break free, and the evil, wicked giantess on horseback is still sitting beside her little pond watching her failed attempts... with glee? No, not glee. Terror. Sheer terror for she fears the Great Kona. What will happened?? Will anyone be able to save our wee Angelfish or is she doomed to be forever frozen?? I have broken Kona's fish! @Patch Linden or @Quartz Mole, help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!! 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Tamalyn Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Ooooh you're in trouble now, missy!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sylvia Tamalyn said: Ooooh you're in trouble now, missy!! I knowwwwwwwww!!! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Tamalyn Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 SAFE! Sophie the Cat stepped on the power button on my computer... when I made my way back, the fishie was free! whew 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I heard everyone in Bellisseria is cuddling with each other. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Beth Macbain said: Do you need some Pepto, dear? I was eating when I saw this post --- operative word there being"was". 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said: I was eating when I saw this post --- operative word there being"was". Pink curing salt is actually close to that color. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said: I was eating when I saw this post --- operative word there being"was". Sorry! Now you really do need some Pepto, don't you?? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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