Your best haiku about second life!

[Fritigern Gothly 2,543]

Just one more outfit,

and these shoes are to die for!

RL rent must wait

[Rhonda Huntress 22,817]

What is my very best

Haiku about Second Life?

Refrigerator.

[Profaitchikenz Haiku 601]

Pretentious words are

no substitute for the truth

Second Life, c'est mois

[GreatBigHippy 310]

No Man. No Lindens. 
No Mesh Body. No new Home.
I quit....... aaaand I'm back. 

[Orwar 16,476]

   Where did that prim go,
   when I tried to rez it there,
   it did not appear.

[Alyona Su 10,695]

I dunnathink many understand good Haiku

Smooth as silk,

There is a Barbie doll,

His Aeros non-delivery.

[Gregorian Chant 2,546]

Antique sculpties take
an eternity and a
day to rez. Tick tock.

[Alyona Su 10,695]

Paint an individual picture with each line, then line two and one make a clearer picture, then the third line completes the picture, but in an unexpected way...

Delicate alteration with expert care,
A sudden bottomless expanse,
Skybox floor plays hide-and-seek.

[CoffeeDujour 5,130]

Stupid Second Life
A laggy random region
that I'm banned from

[GreatBigHippy 310]

A lovely art form,

Great Creativity from us,

But always there's one....

[Dillon Levenque 1,701]

I couldn't resist.

True, I did steal that first line (and the idea of it being part of a haiku) but since about half of that thread was stolen from one source or another, what's a lousy five syllables?

 

[Mollymews 4,753]

5 minutes ago, Dillon Levenque said:

I couldn't resist.

True, I did steal that first line (and the idea of it being part of a haiku) but since about half of that thread was stolen from one source or another, what's a lousy five syllables?

 

everybody
stole my stuff because yummy
nom nom nom nom nom

[Conifer Dada 468]

a leg dropped off my

bunnyphant when it got to

the next sim crossing

 

 

[Jeny Howlett 4,087]

the good old days 

man vs secondlife

this drink must have had a drunk script in it

Edited August 7, 2019 by Jeny Howlett

[Fritigern Gothly 2,543]

1 hour ago, Jeny Howlett said:

the good old days 

man vs secondlife

this drink must have had a drunk script in it

OMG, I have re-re-re-watched that video just the other day. Oh, the memories that flowed back to me!

[Rolig Loon 26,236]

Low carbon footprint

Unpolluted seas and sky

A virtual world

[Anselm 0]

Sorry - a Limerick:-

This forum of yore was ever a fight
'Tween forces of darkness and light
They argued and bickered
Till bile it was banished ...
The arena now quiet, everyone right... 

[Crim Mip 107]

I go to a club.

In only my birthday suit

Blame the frigging lag