Your best haiku about second life!

[ItHadToComeToThis]

I’m not that good at them but what the hell..

 

A Linden did sing

sounds like a squeaky bread bin

quick throw prims at him

 

Your turn 😅

[Rolig Loon]

Many hands make light

Work, but if you left click it

Will happen faster.  😎

Edited August 2, 2019 by Rolig Loon
Cleaner wording

[Fritigern Gothly]

You've built a nice thing

With beautiful textures too

I'll script that for you.

 

 

Edited August 1, 2019 by Fritigern Gothly
Missed a syllable. Oops!

[Love Zhaoying]

My avatar is me

but if truth be told 

he’s not all that

[Janet Voxel]

Disconnect again

Trying to upload this thing

Marketplace is down

[Rolig Loon]

No haiku conveys

The complex feel of this world.

You have to be here.

[ChinRey]

I don't really think the haiku form catches the true spirit of Second Life. Maybe a limerick with slightly dodgy rhymes is more fitting:

A Yorkshireman was quite perplexed:

His girlfriend had made him her ex.

He found this new world;

Disguised as a girl

He went for some virtual ...

[ChinRey]

Oh well, haiku it is then!

 

When winter snow falls,

a warm and sunbleached beach is

a mouseclick away.

[ChinRey]

A small orange cloud

Whispering: your avatar

Is still downloading.

Edited August 2, 2019 by ChinRey

[Madelaine McMasters]

I'll cheat by reposting from a decade old haiku thread, back when I sometimes neglected my work to be here...

Day in the forums
Posting more than is prudent
I'll work Saturday.

And a new limerick expressing the same idea...

You'd think I would know so much better
Than to sit here and pen you this letter
But write it I do
While my work gets the screw
And the seat of my chair just gets wetter

 

 

Okay, that's enough, I gotta go pee!
 

Edited August 2, 2019 by Madelaine McMasters

[Clara Hollyberry]

look, the noob's naked

except for the orange couch

attached to his hip.

[Chic Aeon]

Not new. From a 2013 Berry challenge (took me less than a minute according to the blog post : 

 

I greet the morning
fingers paused on waiting keys
a new day begins

[Rob Huntsman]

I can't barely move

The sims probably doomed

And I'm trying to log back into the game.

[Amina Sopwith]

The Gorean slave

dancing in the finest silks

is Clive the trucker.

[Amina Sopwith]

I'm holed up indoors

with clothes, houses and slaves, but

no vitamin D.

[ItHadToComeToThis]

3 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I'll cheat by reposting from a decade old haiku thread, back when I sometimes neglected my work to be here...

Day in the forums
Posting more than is prudent
I'll work Saturday.

And a new limerick expressing the same idea...

You'd think I would know so much better
Than to sit here and pen you this letter
But write it I do
While my work gets the screw
And the seat of my chair just gets wetter

 

 

Okay, that's enough, I gotta go pee!
 

Maddy did now cheat

I smell sorcery afoot 

so let’s burn the witch 🧙‍♀️ 

 

How to take a haiku in an unexpected dark direction 😅

[Rolig Loon]

Poetry is not

About competition but

Poets often are.  😏

[ChinRey]

3 hours ago, ChinRey said:

A small orange cloud

(etc...)

 

Alternative version :

An orange cloud means

Your avatar is ready

An hour from now

[Gregorian Chant]

Weird fonts in display
names? Refer to you by your
usernames I shall!

[Gregorian Chant]

Kicking at the edge
of a laggy maxed out sim.
Let me in bastards!

 

[Bree Giffen]

Have many demos
endless clicking now begins
unpacking is hard

[Maitimo]

Imagination

Leads to a new look each day

Empties my wallet

 

[Fritigern Gothly]

My high heels have bling

my facelight is very bright

but why was I banned?

[Alyona Su]

Give me L$,

Fast as Teleport,

New foot cover.

[Fritigern Gothly]

Buying shoes and clothes

Hair and skins up the wazoo

Insufficient funds