Real Housewives of Bellisseria

[Love Zhaoying]

Anyone interested in having a dramedy group, focused on chaotically self-deprecating humor, related to residents (actual or wanna be) of Bellisseria? Think, lots of wine.

[LyricalBookworm]

Oh my gosh! I would be way too shy to take part in this, but what a hilarious idea that I would love to see! 😂

[Love Zhaoying]

1 minute ago, LyricalBookworm said:

Oh my gosh! I would be way too shy to take part in this, but what a hilarious idea that I would love to see! 😂

Thanks. I created the thread in General, thought maybe it belongs in Role Play, but a Linden moved it here. Perhaps one aspect could be, that for those participating with Bellisserian homes, they could compete for the most garish / tasteful / expensive / freebie home decor. And lots of wine.

[LyricalBookworm]

That would be pure awesome sauce! ☺️

[Raevyn Addams]

You had me at wine! 🤣

[Kat Shadow]

Just as long as it doesn't become Big, Little Lies Bellisseria 😛

[Love Zhaoying]

1 minute ago, Kitten Kaos said:

Just as long as it doesn't become Big, Little Lies Bellisseria 😛

Maybe Mean Girls of Bel’s.

[Kiera Clutterbuck]

3 minutes ago, Kitten Kaos said:

Just as long as it doesn't become Big, Little Lies Bellisseria 😛

A great warning for men who misbehave In Belli!   hehe

Will that annoying grandmother get the kids? I never thought I could dislike Meryl Streep but I do now.

[Kat Shadow]

Just now, Kiera Clutterbuck said:

A great warning for men who misbehave In Belli!   hehe

Will that annoying grandmother get the kids? I never thought I could dislike Meryl Streep but I do now.

I hate Mary Louise  lol.

Oh man is she good at passive aggressive, emotionally manipulative & destructive older conservative religious lady- that's an archetype I def don't want to see in Bellisseria 😛

[Saraya Starr]

1 hour ago, RaeLeeH said:

You had me at wine! 🤣

You beat me to it, RaeLeeH ! 🤣

[Love Zhaoying]

Ok, so far we need:

- At least one person to have a house in Bellisseria, or one we can meet in.

- Wine

 

[Nika Talaj]

I've never seen any of the "real housewives..." franchise, but just from the name I'm guessing that you also need:

- Great manicures

- Pool boys

- Big hair

amirite?

[Love Zhaoying]

1 minute ago, Nika Talaj said:

I've never seen any of the "real housewives..." franchise, but just from the name I'm guessing that you also need:

- Great manicures

- Pool boys

- Big hair

amirite?

Lots of plastic surgeries, I think too

[Alyona Su]

1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Lots of plastic surgeries, I think too

Well - this is the thought that often goes through my mind every time I see those ten-gallon, gravity-defying torpedo ti...er, boobs which seem to be the status quo all over the grid.

Edited July 15, 2019 by Alyona Su

[Beth Macbain]

1 hour ago, Nika Talaj said:

I've never seen any of the "real housewives..." franchise, but just from the name I'm guessing that you also need:

- Great manicures

- Pool boys

- Big hair

amirite?

Manufactured drama... that's the key element. 😉

[Love Zhaoying]

Just now, Alyona Su said:

Well - this is the thought that often goes through my mind every time I see those ten-gallon, gravity-defying torpedo ti...er, boobs which seem to be the status quo all over the grid.

Right! So, Belliseria “house-persons” should fit right in!

[Love Zhaoying]

1 minute ago, Beth Macbain said:

Manufactured drama... that's the key element. 😉

Yep! Is why I said a “dramedy” with lots of wine. My personal opinion, this thread belongs in General or Roleplay. But, a Linden moved it here. 

[Alyona Su]

Is because you have the Super-magnetically-automated keyword "Bellisseria" in the title which the Lindens have set the forums to auto-move into Linden homes forum. Honest ans for true! Try it: create a new topic in any forum can call it anything but include that in the title. Something like "AFK Sexpots with Big-butts Role-Play Anywhere but Not in Bellisseria Discussion" and Boom-chaka-laka-laka: Linden Homes! Hahahaha!

[Love Zhaoying]

7 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

Is because you have the Super-magnetically-automated keyword "Bellisseria" in the title which the Lindens have set the forums to auto-move into Linden homes forum. Honest ans for true! Try it: create a new topic in any forum can call it anything but include that in the title. Something like "AFK Sexpots with Big-butts Role-Play Anywhere but Not in Bellisseria Discussion" and Boom-chaka-laka-laka: Linden Homes! Hahahaha!

Puts a poor Forum poster in jeopardy, later on if someone reports post for being off-topic! So Jagix is a robot?

[SweetTaffeyLove]

14 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Anyone interested in having a dramedy group, focused on chaotically self-deprecating humor, related to residents (actual or wanna be) of Bellisseria? Think, lots of wine.

Actually, I'm surprised there isn't a group already named "Real Housewives of Bellisseria" and I was looking for it over the weekend. Since I don't have a house in Bellisseria yet, i'm sure someone will create it before it do. 

[Love Zhaoying]

5 hours ago, SweetTaffeyLove said:

Actually, I'm surprised there isn't a group already named "Real Housewives of Bellisseria" and I was looking for it over the weekend. Since I don't have a house in Bellisseria yet, i'm sure someone will create it before it do. 

I will try to get in-world one of these days, and either create it or search and ask to join it.

[MarzipanJones]

We could have a list of naughty men to pass around.

[Clara Hollyberry]

On 7/15/2019 at 6:33 PM, Love Zhaoying said:

 So Jagix is a robot?

Pretty sure no lol

[BossGuinevere]

Haha,, that would be great.... we could be the Bae and Jay z couple of Belli. with our baby and my grown step daughters that come around bitching about their mom and their dad my new hubby goin diva woman crazy lol,, 

[LylaQ]

I joking said a while ago in the citizen group that I should turn my house into the Bellisseria Salon for the real housewives of Bellisseria lol Guess I'm not the only one thinking it'd be funny.