If people who didn't know about SL heard us talk...

[Dolly Waifu]

...They'd think we were absolutely insane, or serial killers.

"Where'd you get your head?"
"Do you like this skin on me?"
"I can't get my tears to work!"

In light of all the recent drama about the premium membership changes, here's a lighthearted thread.

What are some other silly SL-related quotes that sound insane when taken out of context?

[Beth Macbain]

"Honey, you forgot to attach your peen."

[Dolly Waifu]

"How much are those feet?"

[Cindy Evanier]

You need to match your skin to your man part

[Profaitchikenz Haiku]

Or walking past something laughable in RL and saying "ROFL" out loud.

[Ceka Cianci]

you need to attach the feet and hands to the body and then go and get a head.😈

[Dolly Waifu]

"Why do my eyeballs keep going backwards?!?"

[ananoelle]

Now you sit on the blue ball

[Jameson2001]

I teleported to the wrong place why is everyone naked here?

[ananoelle]

1 minute ago, Jameson2001 said:

I teleported to the wrong place why is everyone naked here?

Is that the line you use lol 👀

[Skell Dagger]

I tried to keep mine clean...

"How do I get rid of the seam on my neck?"
"Which body/head are you wearing?"
"I put on a dress and it removed my hands."
"I tried a new skin and now I have writing on my face."
"Try moving the sun position."

Oh who am I trying to kid...

"Your knob doesn't match your skin."
"Is this bed Adult or just PG?"
"You forgot your nipples."

[Selene Gregoire]

Ever find yourself waiting for the person in front of you to move off the LP so you can enter the building? In RL? Yeah, and I've said "el oh el" out loud, too. Took me a bit to realize why all those people were looking at me so strangely.

[Erwin Solo]

Re: If people who didn't know about SL heard us talk..

They would probably mute us. I just wish I could mute the panhandlers in RL. 

 

[Amina Sopwith]

Someone recently used the term "head support group", which I still really like.

I do actually get a bit creeped out even now when people talk about buying heads. I do understand the context but it makes me think of that villain queen from Return to Oz.

I remember a partner back in the day, referring to my somewhat underdeveloped skin of the time, telling me we needed to go "p***y shopping".

[eyeye Afterthought]

1 hour ago, Reyetta Claven said:

...They'd think we were absolutely insane, or serial killers.

"Where'd you get your head?"
"Do you like this skin on me?"
"I can't get my tears to work!"

In light of all the recent drama about the premium membership changes, here's a lighthearted thread.

What are some other silly SL-related quotes that sound insane when taken out of context?

Recently had cause to talk to the neighbours about their unreasonable noise coming through the walls at 1.30am and I said to them "Can you not just try a bit harder to restrict sounds to parcel?"

 

[Love Zhaoying]

1 hour ago, Skell Dagger said:

I tried to keep mine clean...

"How do I get rid of the seam on my neck?"
"Which body/head are you wearing?"
"I put on a dress and it removed my hands."
"I tried a new skin and now I have writing on my face."
"Try moving the sun position."

Oh who am I trying to kid...

"Your knob doesn't match your skin."
"Is this bed Adult or just PG?"
"You forgot your nipples."

Bride of Frankenstein used a ribbon to cover her neck seam.

[Amina Sopwith]

16 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Bride of Frankenstein used a ribbon to cover her neck seam.

If I were dressing as Bride of Frankenstein, I'd make the neck seam as obvious as possible.

As an aside, how DOES one get rid of it?

Just remembered another one. My partner had a set of dance balls for the couples dance animation that we both liked the most. Every now and then it would malfunction (obviously), so he'd say, "We'll have to find something else to do tonight, I've lost my balls." To which I'd always reply that it was fine, it happened to all men.

[Maitimo]

A relative of mine gave birth last year and they had these big soft bouncy balls in the birthing room, they are designed to give some relief to a mum-to-be in labour. She and her partner are also in SL, and they sent me a photo of them.

[Evangeline Ling]

53 minutes ago, Matty Luminos said:

A relative of mine gave birth last year and they had these big soft bouncy balls in the birthing room, they are designed to give some relief to a mum-to-be in labour. She and her partner are also in SL, and they sent me a photo of them.

Tell them they need to update their birthing room with NON poseball furniture!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Leti Melody]

Walking through a furniture store, and saying out loud "I wonder how much Land Impact that couch has..." 

[Raevyn Addams]

I bought a baby.

[Selene Gregoire]

I swear! It looked like a mushroom!

[Sasy Scarborough]

Whimsy says that when we are old ladies we will have to be in the same nursing home, because if we start talking about teleporting, talking dogs and cats, and retrieving shoes and jewellery out of our bums people will have us committed

[Cinos Field]

The Body Parts folder has always kind of creeped me out. Mine's just a mess of heads, tails and hands.

If I ever do start making skins in SL though, I'm definitely playing into the creep factor for the ads. "Do you want to look like this beautiful young woman? BUY HER SKIN!"

[Amina Sopwith]

12 minutes ago, Cinos Field said:

If I ever do start making skins in SL though, I'm definitely playing into the creep factor for the ads. "Do you want to look like this beautiful young woman? BUY HER SKIN!"

Or else it gets the hose again....