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Hi there~ 

The name is Miyavi Corella, I’m a high class exotic entertainer, unfortunately things have hit a rough patch. I’m looking for a sugar daddy, someone I can spoil. Make you feel like the king of the world and more~ you may have seen me around SL, I frequent many freelance places, I want a sugar daddy, or mommy, I don’t discriminate, who has time to spend with me. I guarantee you will never leave my company unhappy, I aim to please.

 

Send me a message sometime~

 

 

 

 

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It made me properly laugh out loud, literally. There are loads of others. A few more near-misses for the "Edinburgh Fringe Festival Funniest Joke" award:

"If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead." - Olaf Falafel

"I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act." - Tim Vine
 

And one you'll definitely like:

"A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon. She told me it was a men's singles event." - Angela Barnes

 

 

 

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I know a great one about Bernard Matthews visiting the Pope, but I used it on another recent "looking for a sugar daddy" thread and I try not to repeat, plus it's quite long. The one about Simon and the sports shop is really good too, but that's even longer, and it's better when you can do the voices. I decided this was a good opportunity to unearth a few cracking one-liners that won't have the recognition they deserve.

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31 minutes ago, mikarucrosszeria said:

Cute. But please try to make a meaningful comment that pertains to the topic at hand, quote or not.

quote... and on topic  :)

can't help you in your search, but just want to say it's one of the best posts in this subject i seen in long time.. a compliment for you to put the other person first!

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I don't know if you realized this yet but this forum probably isn't the best place to look for...what you are looking for. Everyone here is is a jokey joke joke jokester. You'd probably have better luck in-world at certain sims. 

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I'm only a jokey joke joke jokester on wannabe sugar baby threads. They're boring otherwise. It's not my fault that there are so bloody many of them that I used up my entire repertoire the week I started doing it. This way you get a giggle and the thread stays active in case there's a fabulously wealthy man reading who missed one of the other jillion ones. Win win.

The most recent one was last seen asking whether anyone would pay for her to write notecards for them in SL.
 

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11 hours ago, unicorncube said:

Everyone here is is a jokey joke joke jokester.

I like the jokes.  It helps pass the time until the findom phase starts making the rounds again.

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38 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

I like the jokes.  It helps pass the time until the findom phase starts making the rounds again.

That's next month isn't it?  When the schools break up for summer

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31 minutes ago, Cindy Evanier said:

That's next month isn't it?  When the schools break up for summer

Now that I think about it, I think that one might have been related to the recession. I'm not sure though, because I was out of SL for quite a while. But if I'm right, it might be another 10-15 years. I'll need some support acts.
 

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3 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Now that I think about it, I think that one might have been related to the recession. I'm not sure though, because I was out of SL for quite a while. But if I'm right, it might be another 10-15 years. I'll need some support acts.
 

There was a huge rush of them last summer I am sure.  Someone will correct me if I am mistaken.  

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12 minutes ago, Cindy Evanier said:

There was a huge rush of them last summer I am sure.  Someone will correct me if I am mistaken.  

Hm. Maybe it is based around school holidays then. And to think I used to earn summer money by waitressing and feeding cats. I was clearly missing a trick. 

Actually, hang on. The £4 or whatever I earned per hour would still have translated to vastly more Ls per hours worked than any inworld job (with the possible exceptions of creators, builders and successful landlords). Ye-e-e-es. Cha ching! 

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Side note thought...we all know that if a woman goes into any adult sim, or even if she doesn't, she'll have no trouble at all finding someone to pixelbump. Yet there appears to be a tidal wave of wannabe sugar babies on here, most of whom have tried the escort route previously and presumably not hit target that way (case in point). 

There must be some lesson here. Are SL men not paying enough for "high class"? Is the market saturated and rates are too high? Would you earn more if you dropped your prices to attract more clients? 

I am wondering. 

 

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1 minute ago, Amina Sopwith said:

There must be some lesson here.

   That we're severely outnumbered, and that there's no difficulty finding someone you can pixelbump for free?

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44 minutes ago, Orwar said:

   That we're severely outnumbered, and that there's no difficulty finding someone you can pixelbump for free?

I'm not clear what's meant by "we" in this context, but yeah, I guess so. What I was thinking was that money is clearly the dynamic here, and a lot of people do seem to get off on paying, or being paid for, sex. So it's interesting that so many female avs are finding it that difficult to get paid for it when, if money isn't involved, a woman would have less than no trouble at all, indeed is probably more likely to get harassed for it.

 

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I just would like to know what is high class and who is the person responsible for judging the class level of an entertainment, because any literate user can type kinky non-senses to help other user have a good time. Same goes for voice, unless one is mute, they can definitely just get the mic and please other's ears. But what lies beyond that? What makes one worthy of having someone else paying for all their expenses?

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56 minutes ago, Sylvannas Zulaman said:

I just would like to know what is high class and who is the person responsible for judging the class level of an entertainment, because any literate user can type kinky non-senses to help other user have a good time. Same goes for voice, unless one is mute, they can definitely just get the mic and please other's ears. But what lies beyond that? What makes one worthy of having someone else paying for all their expenses?

I assume "high class" means "expensive", but price is a moot point unless someone's willing to pay it. 

I've got to assume that with any kind of SL sex work, it's about the fantasy rather than real money. The actual RL amounts changing hands, for the hour, are pretty insulting. (As a student, at one point I was cleaning RL toilets for £8.50, or 2965L, per hour. I'm pretty sure that outstrips most SL escorts, even the high class ones. Especially given that I wasn't wasting any time touting for business without earning. There was a bit of tax, of course, but very little for a student on barely minimum wage.)

So I think the appeal is in the fantasy of paying/being paid for sex or time/attention, rather than actually getting rich quick. The Ls are a token amount that satisfy the money-based kink within the fantasy. Especially if you do actually do voice. If you're prepared to have phone sex with strangers for money, it seems to me just plain daft not to join an actual adult chatline and get paid significantly more for it...unless you don't actually REALLY want to do it, and it's SL casting its fantasy filter over it for you.  

But anyway. I just find it interesting that female avs are usually knee deep in offers but then have to hit up the forums in droves if they want to charge. Given that there's definitely a subsection of people who can't rely on their own charms but want it pretty badly, are they not prepared to pay less than a toilet cleaner's wage for it? Why not? Or is it just that there are so many female avs for whom monetised sex is the most enjoyable kind that they've completely outstripped demand? Why would that be?

I may be misreading it, or perhaps there are factors at work that I've not considered. (Probably.) But it's interesting.

 

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1 hour ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I'm not clear what's meant by "we" in this context

   Men in Second Life.

1 minute ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I'm pretty sure that outstrips most SL escorts, even the high class ones.

   Double that, and add a zero, and then add just a pinch more, and you've got the highest number that I've personally observed for services in SL that didn't require any voice/cam.

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