Second Life is down.

[Dykoda Desmoulins 6]

Just now, Female Winslet said:

Yes, well, one time I was bar tending in world and I said to the room "If I can get you a drink, just let me know. I will fill up your drink and then knock it off the bar." The owner's response was "Hmmmmm.... maybe cats do not make the best bartenders." I was sad. I never got to tend bar again.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . . . bittersweet memories of SL. I remember it well.

Whatever happened to the good old days of Equal Employment Opportunity?

[SelenaKnowing Amaranth 0]

1 minute ago, SelenaKnowing Amaranth said:

Okay, nothing to do and a full day of work lies waiting on me. Nope, I do not have another life. lol I was able to get as far as a log in, and even that has been disabled now. Hmmmm, what will I do.

Failed log in that is...

[Female Winslet 538]

282 people logged in per my Firestorm. I wonder how the lag is.

[Jordynn Sandalwood 3]

Update - We are continuing to work on the Second Life networks. Logins have been temporarily disabled. Second Life websites have been restored. 
May 13, 23:02 PDT

[SelenaKnowing Amaranth 0]

2 minutes ago, Female Winslet said:

282 people logged in per my Firestorm. I wonder how the lag is.

That dropped in a matter of a second from 3K to 282, ghost town. I'll watch a movie and shower or something… Walk my dog. Eat. Grocery shopping. Eh, nope not fun when I can not be logged in.

[AugustVonHelson 14]

Can't they make a second Second Life for when they take down the first Second Life so we can have our lives on Second Life??? Why do they do this to us? I need to log in! Continuing my hissy fit ***********************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tarina Sewell 1,171]

1 hour ago, Selene Gregoire said:

About the only thing that is still up is the forum. Some maintenance they're running this week. You guys ready for the grid to be mostly down for next 3 or 4 days? Hope so, because now all the new(er) people will find out what it was really like back in the day. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wonder if when we can log back in (and stay in) will our hair and shoes be stuck up our butts again. 

Man, when LL effs up, they really eff up.

 everyones new mesh  heads will be up their butts. haha

[Tommy Linden 861]

4 minutes ago, Tarina Sewell said:

 everyones new mesh  heads will be up their butts. haha

It will be the new fashion style, before you know it all the famous people will be dressing just like that as well, for when they walk the red carpet.

But in all seriousness, nobodys head should be misplaced...hopefully, maybe, fingers crossed (nah for reals!)

[AugustVonHelson 14]

I found a bottle of Cognac in the kitchen cabinet. Good night cruel SL. You ruined my life tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suzanna Soyinka 9]

1 minute ago, Tommy Linden said:

It will be the new fashion style

Old fashion style. I think I still have some pictures of that from 2005 in my inventory.

[CoffeeDujour 4,769]

18 minutes ago, Jerilynn Lemon said:

Cats may do this because their eyesight isn't so great close up, knock it on the floor, examine.

[Camilla Maskelyne 1]

I knew there was maintenance, but it *would* have been nice to have a warning that the whole grid was about to go down!!!

[CrystalFragments 11]

soooooo, Whats the big idea we migrating servers?

[Female Winslet 538]

1 minute ago, CoffeeDujour said:

Cats may do this because their eyesight isn't so great close up, knock it on the floor, examine.

Nope. We do it because we are evil. 

[Tarina Sewell 1,171]

1 minute ago, CoffeeDujour said:

Cats may do this because their eyesight isn't so great close up, knock it on the floor, examine.

cats do that because they are buttheads

 

[Tarina Sewell 1,171]

2 minutes ago, Camilla Maskelyne said:

I knew there was maintenance, but it *would* have been nice to have a warning that the whole grid was about to go down!!!

Maybe the failed teleports and the horrible lag was an indication... ? just a guess.

[Drayke Newall 353]

Just now, Tarina Sewell said:

Maybe the failed teleports and the horrible lag was an indication... ? just a guess.

Well considering they do the earthquake thing on sim resets something similar would have been nice.

[Camilla Maskelyne 1]

I wasnt having failed teleports or horrible lag.  Everything was working fine.  Then it just winked out from one moment to the next.

 

[Female Winslet 538]

The little bar keeps getting longer and longer every time I try to login. Look! I can almost login!

[Camilla Maskelyne 1]

A clear statement on the status page that the grid was down would have saved me a lot of fiddling.

 

[CrystalFragments 11]

well I was just watching my friend update his avatar, def gonna have his head and his feet up his bum!

[Tommy Linden 861]

1 minute ago, Female Winslet said:

The little bar keeps getting longer and longer every time I try to login. Look! I can almost login!

It's a lot like watching a boiling pot of water isn't it?

That being said, we are terribly sorry that we currently have logins disabled. Rest assured we have our best Lindens hard at work on it right now though! Our goal is always to avoid down time for our Resident's as we understand how frustrating it can be. 

[Arduenn Schwartzman 1,829]

MP sales stopped for an hour but they started again half an hour ago.

Cats hit the objects to determine whether they are really dead, or just playing dead.

Mine has "lazor' eyes. (Because she's evil.)

[Tarina Sewell 1,171]

LL TOS:

9.2

blah blah blah

blah

 

Linden Lab does not ensure continuous, error-free, secure or virus-free operation of the Service, the Software, the Websites, the Servers, or your Account, and you understand that you shall not be entitled to refunds or other compensation based on Linden Lab's failure to provide any of the foregoing other than as explicitly provided in this Agreement. Some jurisdictions do not allow the disclaimer of implied warranties and, to that extent, the foregoing disclaimers may not apply to you.

[AugustVonHelson 14]

8 minutes ago, CoffeeDujour said:

Cats may do this because their eyesight isn't so great close up, knock it on the floor, examine.

Cats do that because they are sweet little beasties.