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On 3/10/2019 at 12:36 AM, Talligurl said:

Of course, cause young bikini models driving Porsches in Monaco need an escape from thier wretched life.

It's a hard life, you know. I've got to keep my bikini line waxed and it's never cold enough to turn the seat heating on.

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Weirdly enough, I always liked that song. I just loved her completely droll, offbeat, deadpan delivery. And you don't often get women doing talk-singing. (That's also one reason why I like These Boots Are Made for Walking.)

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On 3/11/2019 at 2:17 PM, Amina Sopwith said:

(With apologies to Tim Vine.)

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. 

(Remind me to do the clothes shop one next time we get one of these sodding buggering arsing threads. It's long and I'm too tired to type it out now but I might do it next time.)

Don't forget to turn on the looped recording that reminds you to "breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out".

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@yoyonkova3, what everybody means here is like going to the store. You go to the store and get an item you want, in return you pay money. Seems like you're looking for the same thing, you want some, you have to give something in return. In your case, that probably won't be money, but it might a favor.

 

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, Selene Gregoire said:

Don't forget to turn on the looped recording that reminds you to "breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out".

I can probably buy one from one of the sugar babies.

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