Fauve Aeon Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Granted, but now that’s ALL you want to do so everything else in your life takes a back seat to the mighty mandolin. I wish getting a new project rolling wasn’t so difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Granted. Getting it rolling is no problem, but the people working on it are incompetent and argumentative and never get anything done. I don't have a wish, so I wish to pass my wish on to the next wisher  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 You cain't dodge Fate that easy, pardner. For Tex, I wish that everything really WAS bigger in Texas. ...go to it, corrupters! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Fyrewik Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Granted, everything is bigger in Texas. Sadly, Texas is not, and everything has grown to such a size there is no space between things, and there is no more room to move, live or breathe in Texas. I wish I had more time to spend inworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenix Eldritch Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 3 hours ago, lavalois said: I wish I had more time to spend inworld. Granted, you consciousness is now trapped in your digital avatar in some Black Mirror-esque scenario. I wish I hadn't skipped breakfast today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 8 hours ago, Fenix Eldritch said: I wish I hadn't skipped breakfast today. Granted, but you ate withered cold takeaway including rice from a week ago. I wish the cat would go into her basket rather than trying to sit on my head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 On 3/2/2020 at 6:03 PM, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, but you ate withered cold takeaway including rice from a week ago. I wish the cat would go into her basket rather than trying to sit on my head. Granted. Cat goes to her basket to get some lotion.  She ignores you for the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 I wish we would stop sneezing from all the dust I am kicking up from my spring cleaning. Who knew it was this dirty? UGH. I clean, I do...but it’s been a minute since I did edges and baseboards...my bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Granted. You stop sneezing, but your sinuses explode instead. I wish Marut would remember to make a wish and Fauve would remember to corrupt one. Hrrumph. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 7 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted. You stop sneezing, but your sinuses explode instead. I wish Marut would remember to make a wish and Fauve would remember to corrupt one. Hrrumph. Granted. Marut is now drinking less and paying attention more and Fauve who saved him, is now corrupting wishes on DEFCON 11 level.  I wish we had less news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odaks Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) Then indeed you shall! Now you have only good news - a.k.a. no news, and you can live in blissful ignorance for ever. I wish the fruit blossom that's popping up right now doesn't get killed by the frosts we've been having over the last few days. Edited March 27, 2020 by Odaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 35 minutes ago, Odaks said: I wish the fruit blossom that's popping up right now doesn't get killed by the frosts we've been having over the last few days. Granted, it gets killed by aphids instead. I wish I could ride a unicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Granted, but now that’s all you want to do ever… And you become one of those people who ride a unicycle in the store, on the sidewalk, in the street, up ramps, down alleys, etc. I wish the champagne was cold already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Fauve Aeon said: Granted, but now that’s all you want to do ever… And you become one of those people who ride a unicycle in the store, on the sidewalk, in the street, up ramps, down alleys, etc. But that's what I want!  1 hour ago, Fauve Aeon said: I wish the champagne was cold already. Granted, it's frozen solid and you realise you have nothing to celebrate anyway. I wish I could retain my sanity under all conditions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 champagne slush is delish! Granted...but you are the ONLY sane person left.  I wish *groups* of people would stop hiking in a close clump on the woodland trail nearest my house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maitimo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Granted. They are all now piling into your house for a party, and raiding your fridge. I wish coronavirus would just spontaneously dissappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Matty Luminos said: I wish coronavirus would just spontaneously dissappear. Granted, but now Boris is feeling great and they're back to austerity. I wish my guitar would tune itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odaks Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Granted, but now you have to wear a British Standards certified G-string all the time in order that your guitar stays perfectly tuned. You start to suffer from draughtyitis.... I wish I could get some more sleep today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 6 hours ago, Odaks said: Granted, but now you have to wear a British Standards certified G-string all the time in order that your guitar stays perfectly tuned. You start to suffer from draughtyitis.... I wish I could get some more sleep today. Granted. You sleep. You wake up and it's 2046. I wish I had my own personal butler like Alfred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 28 minutes ago, Marut72 said: I wish I had my own personal butler like Alfred. Granted, but that makes you "Batman" and you're blamed by ignorant people around the world for originating COVID-19. I wish I could pipe "Blue Moon" ice-cream directly into my freezer from the Cedar Crest creamery in Cedarburg, Wisconsin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Madelaine McMasters said: I wish I could pipe "Blue Moon" ice-cream directly into my freezer from the Cedar Crest creamery in Cedarburg, Wisconsin. Granted, but you can't get your freezer to work. I wish I could do clever, complicated 1950s hairstyles. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Granted! But you have to wear scratchy, uncomfortable 1950s clothes, including a girdle and four inch pumps...and you can only do the hairstyles on other people. I wish the coronavirus only infected corrupt politicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maitimo Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Granted, but they all get the mild version that gives them a minor cough and fever for 5 days and then they're back to their usual shenanigans again. I wish I could work from home all the time, instead of only when there's a global pandemic on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Granted. Pandemic ends. You commit a terrible crime. You now face years on house arrest.  I wish we practiced social distancing on SL fOr a day. That would be fun to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixieplumb Flanagan Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Granted, but you have to wear one of those huge anti-inspection shields and yours is opaque, tartan, full bright and blings. I wish I had perfect teeth in RL like I do in SL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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