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Granted, but now that’s ALL you want to do so everything else in your life takes a back seat to the mighty mandolin.

I wish getting a new project rolling wasn’t so difficult. 

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grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me ) I wish for more LI on my homestead

Granted! We're sending a bladerunner to retire you right now. I wish I could eat all the candy I want and not get cavities. 

Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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Granted. Getting it rolling is no problem, but the people working on it are incompetent and argumentative and never get anything done. 

I don't have a wish, so I wish to pass my wish on to the next wisher

 

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Granted, everything is bigger in Texas. Sadly, Texas is not, and everything has grown to such a size there is no space between things, and there is no more room to move, live or breathe in Texas.

I wish I had more time to spend inworld.

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8 hours ago, Fenix Eldritch said:

I wish I hadn't skipped breakfast today.

Granted, but you ate withered cold takeaway including rice from a week ago.

I wish the cat would go into her basket rather than trying to sit on my head.

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On 3/2/2020 at 6:03 PM, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, but you ate withered cold takeaway including rice from a week ago.

I wish the cat would go into her basket rather than trying to sit on my head.

Granted. Cat goes to her basket to get some lotion. :) She ignores you for the rest of the day. 

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I wish we would stop sneezing from all the dust I am kicking up from my spring cleaning. Who knew it was this dirty? UGH. I clean, I do...but it’s been a minute since I did edges and baseboards...my bad!

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7 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted.  You stop sneezing, but your sinuses explode instead.

I wish Marut would remember to make a wish and Fauve would remember to corrupt one.

Hrrumph.

Granted. Marut is now drinking less and paying attention more and Fauve who saved him, is now corrupting wishes on DEFCON 11 level. 
 

I wish we had less news.

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Then indeed you shall! Now you have only good news - a.k.a. no news, and you can live in blissful ignorance for ever.

I wish the fruit blossom that's popping up right now doesn't get killed by the frosts we've been having over the last few days.

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35 minutes ago, Odaks said:

I wish the fruit blossom that's popping up right now doesn't get killed by the frosts we've been having over the last few days.

Granted, it gets killed by aphids instead.

I wish I could ride a unicycle. 

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Granted, but now that’s all you want to do ever… And you become one of those people who ride a unicycle in the store, on the sidewalk, in the street, up ramps, down alleys, etc.

I wish the champagne was cold already.

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1 hour ago, Fauve Aeon said:

Granted, but now that’s all you want to do ever… And you become one of those people who ride a unicycle in the store, on the sidewalk, in the street, up ramps, down alleys, etc.

But that's what I want!

 

1 hour ago, Fauve Aeon said:

I wish the champagne was cold already.

Granted, it's frozen solid and you realise you have nothing to celebrate anyway.

I wish I could retain my sanity under all conditions.

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champagne slush is delish! Granted...but you are the ONLY sane person left. 
 

I wish *groups* of people would stop hiking in a close clump on the woodland trail nearest my house! 

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3 hours ago, Matty Luminos said:

I wish coronavirus would just spontaneously dissappear.

Granted, but now Boris is feeling great and they're back to austerity.

I wish my guitar would tune itself.

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Granted, but now you have to wear a British Standards certified G-string all the time in order that your guitar stays perfectly tuned. You start to suffer from draughtyitis....

I wish I could get some more sleep today.

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6 hours ago, Odaks said:

Granted, but now you have to wear a British Standards certified G-string all the time in order that your guitar stays perfectly tuned. You start to suffer from draughtyitis....

I wish I could get some more sleep today.

Granted. You sleep. You wake up and it's 2046.

I wish I had my own personal butler like Alfred.

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28 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

I wish I had my own personal butler like Alfred.

Granted, but that makes you "Batman" and you're blamed by ignorant people around the world for originating COVID-19.

I wish I could pipe "Blue Moon" ice-cream directly into my freezer from the Cedar Crest creamery in Cedarburg, Wisconsin.

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1 hour ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish I could pipe "Blue Moon" ice-cream directly into my freezer from the Cedar Crest creamery in Cedarburg, Wisconsin.

Granted, but you can't get your freezer to work.

I wish I could do clever, complicated 1950s hairstyles.

 

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Granted!  But you have to wear scratchy, uncomfortable 1950s clothes, including a girdle and four inch pumps...and you can only do the hairstyles on other people.

I wish the coronavirus only infected corrupt politicians.

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Granted, but they all get the mild version that gives them a minor cough and fever for 5 days and then they're back to their usual shenanigans again.

I wish I could work from home all the time, instead of only when there's a global pandemic on.

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Granted. Pandemic ends. You commit a terrible crime. You now face years on house arrest. 
 

I wish we practiced social distancing on SL fOr a day. That would be fun to see. 

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