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1 hour ago, Marut72 said:

Granted. You never run out of things to wish for. They come some fast and furious. This is all you ever do all day. You develop a low self esteem because who in their right mind can handle so many corrupt wishes. 
 

I wish we were landing on Mars this year. 

Granted. "Rover III" Should be there taking pictures before the end of Summer.

I my hours weren't the opposite of the rest of the SL Life.

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grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me ) I wish for more LI on my homestead

Granted! We're sending a bladerunner to retire you right now. I wish I could eat all the candy I want and not get cavities. 

Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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10 hours ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted. "Rover III" Should be there taking pictures before the end of Summer.

I my hours weren't the opposite of the rest of the SL Life.

Granted. SL is now the opposite of your real life. You’re welcome (sticks out tongue)

I wish my doctor would prescribe alcohol as a way to help me cure something in my life.  

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Granted.  It cures your marriage.

I wish I could stop gaining weight.  Since the New Year, my body seems to have become like one of those protostars, sucking up more and more mass.  Pretty soon I expect fusion to start.

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8 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted.  It cures your marriage.

I wish I could stop gaining weight.  Since the New Year, my body seems to have become like one of those protostars, sucking up more and more mass.  Pretty soon I expect fusion to start.

Granted. You start losing weight. You give it all to your partner and they experience fusion for you. 
 

I wish dogs lived as long as turtles. 

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7 hours ago, Marut72 said:

I wish dogs lived as long as turtles. 

Granted, turtles now live for 10-15 years on average.

(That was a horrible corruption. I love dogs and turtles.)

I wish I hadn't sewed myself to the skirt I was re-hemming. 

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Granted...instead, you sew yourself to your panties.  (Ouch!)  ((It may have been a horrible corruption, but it was very clever!))

I wish my partner would stop emitting gamma rays and neutrons.

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14 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted...instead, you sew yourself to your panties.  (Ouch!)  ((It may have been a horrible corruption, but it was very clever!))

I wish my partner would stop emitting gamma rays and neutrons.

Granted. Your partner is now emitting Body Odour. (puts fingers on nose).

I wish I had warmer clothing for those really cold cold days!

 

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3 hours ago, Marut72 said:

Granted. Your partner is now emitting Body Odour. (puts fingers on nose).

I wish I had warmer clothing for those really cold cold days!

 

Granted. You have now been tar-and-feathered.

I wish, at work, I didn't have to cater to people who have the same intellect as a rock with lips.

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2 hours ago, Alyona Su said:

I wish, at work, I didn't have to cater to people who have the same intellect as a rock with lips.

Granted, you don't have to cater to those people at work. Now it's during your off time.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

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4 hours ago, Fenix Eldritch said:

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

Granted, but it's been sitting in 30 degree heat for the last 12 hours and it's not even in a container.

I wish I could just sleep solidly for eight hours without waking up.

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33 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, but it's been sitting in 30 degree heat for the last 12 hours and it's not even in a container.

I wish I could just sleep solidly for eight hours without waking up.

Granted. And the eight turns into eighteen... then 36... then 180... Friends and Family are undecided whether to send you to hospital or commission a Glass Casket, rip your house apart looking for partially-eaten apples..

I wish I have more feasible reason to actually wear those "Ooh, that IS sexy...must-buy..." outfits I bought because they are... well, sexy.

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20 hours ago, Alyona Su said:

I wish I have more feasible reason to actually wear those "Ooh, that IS sexy...must-buy..." outfits I bought because they are... well, sexy.

Granted, the reason is because you have suddenly become totally repellent to everybody and it's the only way you can get anyone to even look at you. Also, the fashions have changed.

I wish I had done that pile of washing up before it spot welded itself to the counter.

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Granted. You’ve done the pile of wash and it didn’t weld itself to the counter. You forgot to add soap and left it there for 48 hours. Your clothing reeks something foul. 
 

I wish winter would make up its mind. Are you going to snow or rain? Pick one!

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4 hours ago, Marut72 said:

Granted. You’ve done the pile of wash and it didn’t weld itself to the counter. You forgot to add soap and left it there for 48 hours. Your clothing reeks something foul. 
 

I wish winter would make up its mind. Are you going to snow or rain? Pick one!

Granted. It decides to sleet. Baseball-sized iceballs fall on your head non-stop all weekend.

I wish this thread would decide to saty alive or just die, it seems to be hanging on for dear life. Soon the necro-post haters will come crawling out of the woodwork.

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Granted, this thread will survive, the necro-post haters are going to womit this all over and the vomit i guess will provide a nice base for all the living stuffs.

I wish i was good at singing.

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Granted, you have magically become a very gifted singer in the style of Inuit Throat Singing but now you must spend half your day explaining what it is and the other half staying in practice!

i wish my cold was over!

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What, this thread is back again!?  I don't know whether to be pleased or annoyed...anyway...

Fauve:  Granted.  Now it's pneumonia.

I wish I didn't get a hangover headache after just one glass of wine.

 

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14 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, you get a hangover headache after just half a glass of wine.

I wish I'd got more sleep last night.

Granted, but you slept through your alarm clock and your boss is none too pleased about you being late for work.

I wish my cats could speak English so we can have interesting conversations.

 

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Granted but they are also terrible gossips and so they tell anyone who will listen all of your embarrassing secrets. Maybe even making up a few lies about you!


I wish I had a chili dog. 

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Granted, but it causes a huge series of nightmare audits...and alas, it was a miscalculation after all.

I wish it would snow this week, I’m not ready for winter to end...but the first spring birds are already back. 

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IKR?  We never actually HAD a winter where I live, more of a sort of extended fall.

So, granted.  You get ten feet of snow and have to exit your house from the second floor.

I wish people were more logical.

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43 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish people were more logical.

Granted, we are now all creatures of reason and logic entirely. There's no more human condition and therefore no falling in love, sense of adventure or powerful art.

I wish I could play the mandolin.

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